Monday 27 August 2018

Mum's Monday: The Italian Job (1969)



The start of this film is intriguing, but it is nice to see the men lay/roll a wreath down the mountain.

So Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) is out, I mean back.

And so the Italian Job planning begins to get ‘Four million dollars through a traffic jam’ genius.

Sadly, it seems everyone has a price, Professor Simon Peach (Benny Hill) likes big women, so it was easy to get an expert in computers.

You know what they say ‘Practice makes perfect’ but how long do you practice for? And the doors have been blown off, well along with everything else on the van. It is amusing to watch.

I like how they interweaved a funeral speech by Mr. Bridger (Noel Coward) into a speech about getting the job done. The script is well done.

And so the actual job begins, after a demonstration from the mafia, they don’t approve and sadly, some nice cars had to suffer.

Lorna (Maggie Blye), Charlie’s girl friend had one thing to do, just walk to the plane and not draw attention to herself. Oh dear that didn’t go to plan it is fun to watch though.

It is amusing to watch the scenes where Professor Peach, after getting acquainted with an Italian lady, then gets arrested.

When planning a robbery, this film high lights that people have issues, but they can’t all sit up front so they are all sitting in the back. Can you really just tell someone they won’t have a migraine or won’t be sick, you can tell them to be quiet in a way.

The scenes where there is just beeping cars and the reel controlling the traffic lights are all that is needed. We see what is happening so doesn’t need anymore.

A poorly parked police car and a ram raiding lorry makes for an amusing scene. Well not for the owner of the police car, he didn’t look happy.

The stunt driving mini scenes are fun to watch and yes cleaning the floor is fruitless, he can retrieve his cloth he threw down later on. The stunt mini scenes continue. It was nice to put in the script that one of the mini drivers or passenger, whilst going down the church steps whilst a wedding is taking place, shouts ‘Good luck’.

Yes, the police are getting ‘Rather close’, who’d have thought a gold robber would have such a posh voice. It is amusing to hear him say his lines and it adds to the comedic element.

It is fun to watch the minis in the tunnel, what happened to the police car was inevitable, still funny though.

It was cute to see the three minis come out of a side road and following the bus, they are nifty little vehicles.

This is a fast paced film and how all the piece’s slot together is remarkable, they weren’t just making a film they were planning the robbery and the getaway.

This film is a prime example of why you shouldn’t count your chickens before they are hatched. Just when you think this film is over, I wonder how the ‘Self Preservation Society’ are going to get out of this almighty, literal cliff hanger.

Sunday 26 August 2018

Jerry's Journal: Having A Good Run


On the same day as Jerry watched dad dismantle the shed, he went over to the field with his rope and toy and sprinted around until he was worn out. 




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Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Wednesday 22 August 2018

Film of the Week: Ant-Man and the Wasp



Only MARVEL can get away with having Infinity War filled with emotion, seriousness, and an ending that shakes up the entire universe, and follow that up with an ant playing drums. Only MARVEL can get away with an ant playing drums.

Ant-Man and the Wasp, the sequel to the surprisingly entertaining but still not quite clicking with some of the audience, Ant-Man. It had a troubled production history, and whilst the final product is one that we can enjoy, you could see it had been stitched together from being pulled apart and put back together again several times. Ant-Man and the Wasp had a much smoother time in production, and the result is pretty much the same as the first, with the exception that it looks what Ant-Man should have been if it didn’t have the blatant stitches throughout.

It had good connections to previous films, keeping the strong continuity flowing by referencing Captain America: Civil War, and the behind the scenes impact Scott caused by attending the Avengers at the airport in Germany, which was a nice touch and somewhat does develop Scott’s and Hank’s relationship together. Scott is unpredictable, but he gets the job done, and Hank has to accept that whether he likes it or not, because he knows Scott will always do the right thing, whether Hank doesn’t see it at first.

The story of rescuing the Wasp from the Quantum Realm was set up with the small blink-and-you-miss it teaser of Hank’s wife when Scott was entering the Realm.

Following the incredibly epic Avengers Infinity War that elevated everything about the MCU would not have been possible, and so there would be absolutely no point in trying. MARVEL did the best thing and stuck to Ant-Man’s style. The follow up was basically what we expected, a simple superhero film that wasn’t too complicated and stayed true to its own grand scale instead of going further than it should.

The best part about the film wasn’t the story, wasn’t the acting, wasn’t the references/Easter eggs, or wasn’t continuity, but actually was the amazing special effects. The way the film portrayed the quantum realm on the human body. The way they briefly explained how quantum science works was just enough to help us understand what is going on. The absolutely outstanding work the editors and special effect workers done on the film deserve far more credit than they got. From a professional editors’ perspective, the effects may be explained away by a simple click of a button and multiple overlaying features, but from the eyes of an unprofessional, Ant-Man and the Wasp has surpassed Doctor Strange’s effects. I was mesmerised throughout, keeping my eyes on the fazing and just how much work and effort was put into just a few seconds in a scene.

In conclusion, Ant-Man and the Wasp isn’t the best MARVEL movie, but it is surely entertaining, and it has learnt from the first’s mistakes. If it was a standard sequel not part of a larger universe, then the quality of the film wouldn’t necessarily be as good as it is, but the film as a whole is funny, and a light-hearted continuation after Avengers Infinity War.

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Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Monday 20 August 2018

Mum's Monday: The Big Bang Theory - Series 11 - Episode 24 - The Bow Tie Asymmetry


WARNING SPOILERS

Sheldon and Amy's wedding

In a previous episode, after Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) was kissed by another woman. His reaction was to jump on an aeroplane flight and go a find his girlfriend, Amy Farrah Fowler (Mayim Bialik), who was on a work trip and propose marriage, and the lead up to the wedding begins.

Their friends were not keen on finding out tests were carried out on them to find who was to be in the wedding line up, as in the Best man and Matron of Honour.

Luckily all this was sorted out and the big day arrives.

The Bride and Grooms families arrives each with their own issues, which are in keeping with the show and also with some reality to a real life wedding, when you bring families together at a family event.  

We now see Howard Wolowitz (Simon Helberg) with a dog, Bernadette (Melissa Rauch), his wife is not happy, but the owner, none other than Mark Hamill (Himself) AKA Luke Skywalker in Star Wars is. And now Will Wheaton (Himself) from Star Trek is no longer marrying Sheldon and Amy.

It is lovely to see Sheldon and his mum Mary (Laurie Metcalf) bond and now we go into science mode. It wouldn’t be a Big Bang wedding without some science in it, would it?

Now Amy is not best known for her dress sense, so when trying on wedding dresses the one she picks was not looked upon favourably by Penny. However, on the day she got a massive ‘WOW’ from Sheldon. This was lovely to see and proves Amy ultimately knew best and sticking to the dress she loved, following her own instincts and knowing her own mind and using it pays off. The dress turned out to be perfectly beautiful for her and the occasion.

Whilst waiting for the wedding to begin it seems Stuart Bloom (Kevin Sussman) has earned himself a fan of his own.

Penny Hofstadter (Kaley Cuoco) saves the day. It is lovely to see Sheldon’s reaction to Mark Hamill.

The vows are beautiful, leading to ‘You may kiss the bride’ and to, I would advise you to plug your ears as Barry Kripke (John Ross Bowie) sings.

Sunday 19 August 2018

Jerry's Journal: It's... Something, But It's Mine Now



Mum and dad were erecting their tent to see if everything was in order, and of course Jerry was highly curious. He sniffed it to try and decipher was it was, and the moment he discovered it meant no harm, he climbed in and settled down, giving that expression "I live here now".




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Antony Hudson
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Wednesday 15 August 2018

Film of the Week: Isle of Dogs



This beautiful tale about a boy wanting to find his lost dog after all the dogs in Japan was exiled to Trash Island when they contracted a disease which the people feared would spread to them, is light-hearted enough for anyone to watch. It’s a different style of stop-motion animation, to set itself apart from other stop-motion films.

Artistically, Wes Anderson has made all the right decisions to make Isle of Dogs near perfection. This story is purely told from the dogs’ perspectives. At the beginning, we’re presented with a card explaining the Japanese hasn’t been translated but the dogs’ barks have been translated into English. Isle of Dogs is a western animation film, portraying the Japanese culture. This has caused slight controversy regarding the portrayal, as some has criticised the film for stating stereotypical Japanese instead.

Wes Anderson’s decision to not include subtitles when the Japanese people are talking keeps the realism between human and dog interaction. The dogs will hear the Japanese speaking in their native tongue, and as shown in the film only understand a select few words and commands. The barks, if left as barks, would needed to be subtitled, it would take away what I believe is artistic symbolism referencing the foreign nature of our tongues compared to that of a bark of a dog. Whilst it is a valid statement to say it would’ve been logical for a western animation film to include English voices – that wouldn’t necessarily be in-keeping with the barrier between human and dog. As it is a western animation, translating the barks into English helps the audience understand the story seen from the eyes of the dogs.

However, it is understandable that in-keeping with the artistic imagery, an unintentional slight misrepresentation has occurred. Not to subtitle the Japanese speakers but instead only use in-film translators, does allow for a new angle of humour not often previously seen. Broadcasting all around the world, the English translators are telling us what is going on in Japan, and that does allow for some unique aspects of telling a film, as we are allowed to react to their comedic reactions to sudden actions throughout the film, as well as some genuine sad moments, reinforced by those who have to repeat what is being said by the Japanese public.

It’s a cleverly orchestrated film, moulded around a strong idea that has a deep message in the centre. Dogs are man’s best friend.

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Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Monday 13 August 2018

Mum's Monday: Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em - Series 1 to 3


Series 1 to 3

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SERIES

The first episode, The Job Interview, it is a shame but inevitable that Frank Spencer (Michael Crawford) only has to smile to cause chaos. He can also cause chaos just by talking at an interview and there is not much left of the lift or the product or the staff come to that. Swapping between scenes of Frank and Betty (Michele Dotrice) discussing the interview and the staff and interviewer is perfectly done showing two very different prospective.

The episode, George’s House, at the start you just know gadgets and Frank are not going to mix. This episode could be seen as a little predictable. It is good, if that is the right word, to see Frank see/find his slippers. The ending of this episode is funny, but I knew and could see it coming, but it still contained some well executed surprises though.

In the episode, Love Thy Neighbour, it was funny to hear Frank think Dracula was the Prime Minister. Now we see him at the neighbours and you have to question ‘How on earth did that happen to the type writer?’ also I am glad to see the doctor eventually arrive at the right address. Betty actually manages to describe Frank very well in this episode and the whole episode is described by another character, referring to a well-known board game.

In the episode, Have a Break, Take a Husband, how hard is it to catch a train? Answer, very in Franks case. When packing for a holiday or for a small break, or even a second honeymoon, one of the things that doesn’t normally gets packed into the suit case is a lino knife. The trouble is some of the blame could be placed on the hotel maintenance.

In the episode, The Hospital Visit, first of all the title filled me with dread, one Frank is on his own at home, well he hasn’t been alone exactly and two who in their right mind lets Frank into a hospital? The inevitable chaos follows.

In the episode, The Psychiatrist, I can see why they made this episode. This proves that ‘one way fits all’ doesn’t always work. It is nice to see a flashback into how Frank and Betty met. When the psychiatrist is left needing therapy, you could say ‘Frank doesn’t do things by half’. Some people go through all their lives not knowing what they truly are, but Frank knows exactly what he is.

In the episode, The Employment Exchange, learning to drive sometimes is not normally funny, but now we have Frank learning. Mr Bradshaw (George A. Cooper) cannot fathom a person being unemployable, so forget the challenge of finding Frank a job, it is a challenge to convince Mr. Bradshaw about Frank. Let the fun begin and ensue, Mr. Bradshaw is at last convinced.

In the episode, Cliff hanger, during the interview scenes the script is well written, there are double meanings and miss understandings and it is all interweaved to make a great outcome for Betty’s day out. Betty lets Frank drive away from the picnic site, but we see Frank, a car and a cliff edge don’t mix, well they do to make some great ‘Edge of your seat’ scenes. Add a dog, some fertilizer and a coach load of lads and it all ends well Frank thinks.

In the episode, The RAF Reunion, this episode shows that if determination was the only qualification needed to get into the RAF then Frank could have gone far. He takes the reunion very seriously and in a flashback we see what really happened in his RAF days.

In the episode, The Public Relations Course, it looks like Frank is off back to school. However, where you would think there would be chaos concerning Frank there wasn’t it was in an entirely different situation at first. Once in the class we might actually learn something from the lesson, but maybe not what we were meant to.

In the episode, Frank and Marvin, there is some wonderful news in the Spencer household and what a lovely reaction from Frank with him asking ‘What do I need to do?’ At the holiday camp however, I sense Frank is out of his depth, but he is, as always ‘Keen’.

In the episode, Fathers’ Clinic, the episode starts off with Frank in a photographic dark room the scene doesn’t end well. Following the good news in the previous episode Frank whilst holding a garden gate in the kitchen is discussing parenting classes for fathers with Betty and the children she looks after. I have noticed through-out the episodes so far especially this one, where Frank can mean something so innocent, but what he actually says comes out meaning totally the opposite. Also there is nothing wrong in Frank wanting his beret back, however, a monkey has it. The stunts are getting bigger, that wouldn’t normally be the first thing you would think of about roller skating, but Frank ends up in a baby’s cot after a bus journey and an encounter with a lorry.

The episode, The Baby Arrives, we see an overzealous Frank at the hospital again. He means well and true to form he is throwing himself into being there for Betty. When they say ‘try the patience of a saint’ you could say Franks tries the patience of a priest. It is nice to see Betty has been helped by Frank and that he has done his best. It is heart-warming that Frank realises his mum would have been a grandmother. It is also a good thing Frank knows where the kitchen is. It’s a girl! The beret is lovely to see on her.

The episode, Moving House, this can be stressful at the best of times, but with Frank in charge as predicted things don’t exactly go to plan, with a few surprises thrown in. I am not sure if it is safe or would be allowed for Frank to travel in the back of the removal van, but it is certainly safer than where he left, on second thoughts maybe not. And we meet Mr Lewis (Glynn Edwards), I sense we will see a lot of him in future episodes. It is heart-warming to see Frank as a father to Jessica (Jessica Forte). Also now Frank has well and truly met the neighbours Mr and Mrs Lewis (Jean Boht). Also there is now a new addition to the spencer household.

In the episode, Wendy House, super glue and Frank don’t mix, well they do if you want to end up in hospital. I can see why Frank would want to go and find a doctor but the other two, I would have thought they would have talked him out of it. I am sure there are better ways of getting a wendy house home, and not via the hospital again.

In the episode, Scottish Dancing, I don’t think Frank likes baby food. I also felt sorry for Frank, he was so enthusiastic about the Scottish dancing. However, as Frank is the main character with the help of a train and a lost brief case, Frank got his way in the end. Good job done I’d say, well watch til the very very very! end.

In the episode, Men as Women, who in their right mind has let Frank anywhere near a demolition site? This makes for ‘Edge of you seat’ scenes. Two amusing lines in this episode follow on from frank receiving a letter from his grandfather wanting Frank and his family to go to Australia and help out on the sheep farm he has out there, one where Frank and Betty are talking about the Australian Flying Doctors and Frank says that he would be a ‘flying shepherd’ and the second where he says that he is the last of the Spencer’s he says ‘I’m his heir sole’ he means sole heir but it comes out as ruder and funnier. As the title suggests there are men dressed as women causing great confusion for Frank and Betty, and true to form Frank gets himself involved. Unfortunately, this time calling the family doctor will do no good at all and Grandpa Spencer arrives from Australia and promptly makes a miss identification. This is amusing to watch.

In the episode, King of the Road, we see Frank on a scooter, we also see someone else dressed like him resulting in chaos. There is an amusing line where frank says ‘You can’t have a messenger with nothing to mess on’ it is clever how they used the part of the word that works well to from a comedy script. It is surprising where you can end up when your throttle is stuck and who knew a construction worker could run so fast? Thank goodness there was some carefully placed boats across the river, but sadly not a carefully placed tent. It does get a bit ridicules though however, great stunts are acted out. Frank is now in court so the scene is set for some comedy, and we are not let down.

In the last episode, Australia house, the interview goes Franks way in a manner of speaking, also a few minutes is all it takes to do something to a boiler. Now it looks like Frank and Betty are going to go to Australia, but is Australia ready for Frank, someone should warn the whole of OZ.         
   

All throughout the scripts are well written and the comic timing is brilliant. Betty is ever the optimist; she sees the best in Frank, you can see she really does love Frank, despite everything that has gone on. However, I have noticed not everything is Franks fault. It is amazing how the writers came up with so many different ideas where Frank could cause chaos. In one of the episodes we even get a possible insight into how Frank may get on in Australia, yes, he miss-places all the sheep!

Sunday 12 August 2018

Jerry's Journal: Trip to the Vets


We took Jerry for his August check up. We first put him on the scales to have him weighed. He probably thought "well, that trip wasn't so bad", because he then went straight to the door in the hopes of leaving.



When on the table, the check up went well; you can see that he's plotting an escape route. he's in good health, just needs to put a bit of weight on for his age, which I'm sure he won't argue with. 

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Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Monday 6 August 2018

Mum's Monday: Operation Eiffel Tower by Elen Caldecott



This book has been cleverly written from the children’s point of view, as they experience their parent’s separation. The book starts off at a fast pace, it introduces us to the characters in the book, but for a time I don’t where one of them will fit in in the story, as in Paul.

The storyline gives a strong, realistic look into how children can be affected, when their parent’s marriage is failing, and the mum and dad are trying to keep their problems away from their children. Sometimes this is seen, as protecting them, but, as in this book and in real life, the children can see something is obviously wrong.

The storyline is well researched, and it is a unique, good idea putting actual email form, to and from the character Paul, enhancing the story, interweaved into the chapters of the book. This shows, this is an all, up to date book, and will appeal to modern day children.

Using a realistic magazine article, is a clever way of introducing the Paris idea. it is also funny to see how the author has showed the realistic child like ‘Yuk, Gross’ reactions to some of the suggestions in the article, it is good how they get the idea, Paris is the answer they were looking for.

The jokes that are put in throughout this book are, original, droll, but amusingly funny. Another funny bit, is when, Ruby says “Gravy” instead of “Gravity”. Showing this book is realistic, childlike, and in keeping with the children’s ages, and how they would react to situations and talk. Although it is good the see the children use their initiative, they have to still stay within the law.

One interesting part, that made me think, 1. That’s silly, but 2. What an insightful question ‘If the human body is made up of 70% water, could you drown inside yourself?’ I found this both strange, thought provoking, but interesting at the same time.

When reading about the golf competition, it was so well written that, even though I was reading it, it felt like ‘Edge of your seat stuff’ like I was watching it in my mind.

This story moves at such a pace, with a lot happening, I didn’t want to put it down. The research for this book is apparent, when it is written, how a family can fall apart, and how things can go wrong and the children of the family can act up when the parent’s breakup.
Although this doesn’t always happen it gives a good indication and insight of what can happen.

The children complete their task by being very resourceful and using what they had to achieve what they did, well done them. It is also nice to see the parents realise how their breakup is affecting the children and they work together to sort it out.
The ending is a good example of how a book doesn’t always have a happy ending, as in real life, things don’t always work out as we would like, but the best outcome was achieved for everyone, so half a happy ending and half the best outcome the reader can hope for.

Sunday 5 August 2018

Jerry's Journal: Dismantling a Shed



Last week Jerry went round Nana and Grandad's for the day, he watched dad dismantle their shed. He enjoyed the show, even though he did find the majority of it confusing.



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Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Wednesday 1 August 2018

Film of the Week: Truth or Dare



It’s often a horror movie ends on a bleak note, not a happy one. Defeating some supernatural evil entity, and moving on with their lives that have now been completely changed because of the film’s events. Truth or Dare ends not with the entity defeated, but having grown exceptionally stronger than ever before. There is a high possibility that a huge chunk of the human race would have died after the film ended.

Truth or Dare is a film where the party game goes wildly out of control. The demon that has possessed the idea asks the characters ‘truth or dare’ – if they answer falsely, or fail or refuse to complete a dare, the demon will possess you and kill you. These truths are your deepest secrets, and the dares are perilous or relationship damaging.

In terms of this horror film being scary, it isn’t. It’s timid; there are a couple of jump scares, except all of them aren’t connected with the demon, just a character unintentionally sneaking up on someone else whilst in a spooky environment. The film does its best to highlight the scares, by overlaying eerie music, and the usual slow moving camera coupled with the characters walking gingerly around the place. However, the handling of the concept was done well enough to keep my interested. As the characters slowly fought off the demon whilst finding a way to defeat it for good, gradually built toward the conclusion I wasn’t expecting at all. They dabbled with the concept of a happy ending, by doing their absolute best to perform the requirements for the ritual, only for the demon to get the ultimate victory. Now the whole world is playing – obviously being completely oblivious to what’s going on. It’s a sad ending, and if you think about it for a few seconds, you realise just how many unsuspecting innocent people are now involved.

The twist at the end does make the second viewing a different experience, because you know what’s to come. There’s a lot to think about after the film’s main story. It may not be a good horror film in terms of being scary, but it does leave a strong lasting impression.

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Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)