Saturday 31 December 2016

The Watch – Part 139:

There was an explosion a couple of houses away. The fire ball filled the sky, spreading as far as it could go, engulfing as much of the scenery as it could before evaporating away, leaving a cloud of thick smoke to carry on the legacy. The sound was a thunderous thud, forcing Amy and I to cover our ears. A very high-pitched ringing sound stayed with me for several seconds afterwards as my eardrums struggled to settle back down. The shockwave nearly pushed us over, but the buildings in front of us took most of the force, but suffering for it as the windows were blown out of their frames.

‘What the hell was that?’ Amy said, her voice muffled. ‘What on Earth could have caused something like that?’

I took an educated guess, ‘must have been some kind of oil container to create an explosion like that. And a big one at that. The question I’m asking, though, is how we managed to miss the fire for it must have been raging for quite some time.’

‘Not necessarily,’ Amy said, ‘it only takes a drop of something in the wrong place to create a chain reaction.’

‘True,’ I agreed.

‘You have to go and see if you can help,’ Amy said, looking at me with wide eyes as if to say her decision was final.

‘Right,’ I said, fumbling a little. I reached for my watch. I changed my clothes to my suit, making sure that I add the sunglasses to hide my identity, increased my strength so that I would be able to lift anything heavy out of the way, my speed so I can get there quickly, and my invulnerability so that I don’t get affected by fire, or anything else that might pose a threat. I finished setting everything to the levels that I deemed reasonable, and felt the powers run through my body, filling up my muscles, my skin, directing me away from being a normal human being and into the realms of superhuman. Amy watched my fingers dance across the watch’s screen, selecting all that I need. I breathed in and out, signifying that I was ready to advance.

‘Ready?’ Amy said.

‘Have never been more ready,’ I answered immediately feeling as if I was being disrespectful to the situation at hand, being a little bit too enthusiastic when I should be serious and down to Earth, but I shook that thought out of my mind and focused getting the job done.

‘Then go,’ Amy ordered.

‘Right.’ I ran forward, reaching my maximum speed in a matter of seconds, rushing past the houses, turning them into a constant blur. I turned a corner and came to an instant stop.

An uncontrollable blaze stretching as far as it could. I did guess right with an oil tanker being the cause of the explosion, but I was wrong in thinking that it was just the one. Five massive oil containers engulfed in fire, the flames licking the sky, trying to climb higher with each second that passes. I could feel the heat from here, a good few metres away. I counted about six fire crews trying their upmost best to control the blaze. From where I was standing, I couldn’t see any injuries, just damages to property.

That fire isn’t going to go out without a fight, and a long one at that. I need to somehow stop it at its source, which is within the epicentre, which is guaranteed to be exceeding 1,000 Degrees Celsius.

I have an idea. I searched through the watch, finding exactly what I wanted, increasing its strength to the level needed to complete the task at hand. I felt my body gain another power. It was a weird sensation to think that I will be able to generate my new power at will as if I’ve been doing it for a very long time. My brain might not have adjusted to the feeling of gaining a new power, but my mind has, and that’s very strange indeed. I was ready to put out the fire.

I walked forwards. The heat of the fire intensified with every step, but my invulnerability prevented me from being burnt.

‘What the hell do you think you are doing?’ I heard someone shout beside me. I turned my head and saw a firefighter rushing up to me.

‘I can put this fire out before it gets worse,’ I said confidently. The firefighter stopped in his tracks the moment he realised that I was the person he saw all over the news.

‘You’re him,’ he said surprised.

‘Which means you have some idea of what I can do,’ I said, ‘which also means I can put this fire out.’

‘How? What are you going to do?’ he asked.

‘I’m going to extinguish it with water,’ I said. Now you know what new power I gave myself. I now have the ability to blast water from my hands at the intensity equal to that of a standard firefighter’s hose.

‘I’m going to extinguish the fire at the epicentre.’

‘That’s over a thousand degrees in there.’

‘I can take that,’ I simply. ‘Just give the order to make your men retreat and I’ll do my job.’

‘How can I trust you?’ he asked seriously.

‘Do you want this fire to rage on for many more hours, potentially causing catastrophic damage?’ It’s already exploded once, who’s to say that it won’t do it again.’

‘Fine,’ he said. I could tell he was still a little sceptic of me, ‘but if I find out you’re lying, I’ll make sure I spread the word that you are a villain instead of a hero as everyone thinks you are.’

‘Deal,’ I said without hesitation. I didn’t have to worry about that. This fire will be out in mere moments.

The firefighter gave the order and, very confusedly, everyone backed away, letting me take centre stage. They stood behind me, watching me curiously. I took a deep breath, preparing myself to enter the belly of the beast. I took my first step, the momentum generated from that first step propelled me forward, and soon I was nearing the raging fire itself. I could hear the monster roaring as it has increased in strength now that there’s no one here to fight it. The heat was now insane. My suit was burning, my shoes and sunglasses melting. I had to take my sunglasses off so that I would be able to see better; I was so close to the fire therefore far enough away from everybody that they wouldn’t be able to see who I really am.

I lifted my foot, ready to enter the flames. The soles of my shoes made that noise as if a plunger was being pulled away from a shiny surface. I then entered the fire. Nothing but red, yellow and orange all around me. Heat so intense I nearly backed away. My suit was starting to burn. I probably should have considered fireproof clothing before entering. Do I have the time to search for that now? The fire’s raging on. I can’t spend minutes searching through my watch trying to find what I want. I must if I am to stop the fire from burning away my clothes, though. It was now completely on fire, burning away entirely.

‘Interface,’ I called out. He appeared in front of me, completely unaffected by the fire. He just stood there, casually.

‘I need you to make my suit fireproof,’ I ordered.

‘Certainly,’ he nodded, and in only a matter of seconds, my suit had restored itself, and was now protected by the fire. Why I didn’t think about fireproof clothing in the first place, I’ll never know? That makes no sense why I would not think of that. I mustn’t dwell on that mistake. I’m in the middle of the flames, I can’t do anything about it now. All I can do is carry on extinguishing this fire.

I lifted my arms up so they were stretching outwards either side of me, and focused, concentrating on what I wanted to happen, and immediately, water fired out from the palms of my hands, drenching everything around me. I knew immediately that it was working; the flames started to die down, the roaring of the beast turned into a whine as it knew it was beaten. Even with my powers, it took a couple of minutes before every flame was extinguished.

Oil, burnt pieces of metal, destroyed cars, trucks and the containers that were carrying the oil was all that was left after the fire was out. I stood in the middle, observing the fire’s handy work. I then realised that I was standing out in the open.

Without saying anything else to the firefighters, who were all standing around, mouth aghast, absorbing what has happened right in front of them, trying to understand the impossible, I left the site. I then proceeded to run back to where Amy was still standing, where I made her jump by appearing out of nowhere.

‘So?’ she asked, holding her heart and recovering.

‘Done,’ I said simply.

‘You need to clean yourself up,’ Amy noticed the soot all over my face and hands. ‘Come on, let’s get you home.’

***

After I had washed away all the soot, I came downstairs to find Amy sitting on the sofa watching the news.

‘You did it again,’ she said happily. ‘You’ve saved the day. I’m absolutely amazed beyond belief that no one was hurt during all of that. It’s just incredible.’ The news report showed an aerial shot of the fire as the news reporter talked about what caused it and the official damage produced. The report then switched over to what I did. The camera in the helicopter managed to get an almost cinematic view of me walking up to the fire, entering it and then the flames being gradually put out until there was nothing but smouldering remains.


TO BE CONTINUED…

Thanks for reading
Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Friday 30 December 2016

2016 – The Year We Didn’t Expect

This year has been a bumpy ride. This year has been, universally, the year we weren’t expecting. We’ve all experienced many highs, and many lows, either as a group, or personal. For most of us, this year has been one of the longest years we’ve ever known, and from each individual perspective, so much has happened, it’s hard to imagine that it all happened over the course of 12 months, 366 days.

As we grow up and older, each new year feels as if it’s getting shorter and shorter. Time’s moving quicker than ever, and before you know it, it’s the end of the year once more, and you’re sitting on New Year’s Eve wondering where all those days went. This year has proven just how long a year really is.

Each huge event has felt as if it has overshadowed the previous. We have had so many memorable moments throughout the year, we haven’t forgotten any single one of them. Sometimes, it’s common for someone to question if something happened this year or last because of the speed of which time is going, but this time, I firmly believe that everyone will know exactly what happened when throughout the entire year, without making any mistakes. The Rio Olympics, Britain voting to leave the European Union, and Donald Trump becoming president of the United States after a much heated political war against Hillary Clinton, that sparked much controversy across the world. This year has been so long, even though it’s less than a week before 2016 ends and 2017 begins, it still feels such a long way off, because of the unpredictable nature that has each day; anything could happen, and in a way, that’s scary.

Throughout the year, we’ve been suffering from a sudden loss of huge celebrity names. Much loved by so many all across the world, it was an incredible shame to have to say goodbye. David Bowie (69), Alan Rickman (69), Terry Wogan (77), Harper Lee (89), Paul Daniels (77), Ronnie Corbett (85), Victoria Wood (62), Prince (57), Muhammed Ali (73), Anton Yelchin (27), Kenny Baker (81), Gene Wilder (83), Andrew Sachs (86), Rick Parfitt (68), George Michael (53), Carrie Fisher (60), and so many more; this year has hit us all hard. We’re all hoping for a better 2017.

As soon as the clock strikes twelve on 1st January 2017, we are all hoping for a brighter year than 2016. This year, The United Kingdom created history by shaking the entire world with Brexit, The United States of America made what many believe is a controversial decision by electing Donald Trump as president, many shinned brightly during the Rio Olympics and the Paralympics. 2017 will essentially be the year of picking ourselves up and dusting ourselves down before moving forwards together. We have so many tasks to complete, so many resolutions to uphold and goals to work towards, after a year we’ve had, it would be nice to have some relief.

Not only has the world changed, but on a personal level, so much has happened. For me, I’ve grown as a person, learnt more than I previously thought I could, and have suffered great losses, too. I will most certainly be using all of the knowledge and learnings for my adventure through 2017, and I hope you all do, too. We won’t know what’s coming, but we do know it will be one heck of a ride when it does. What’s scary is that there’s only one thing for certain, and that it’ll be the year 2017.

I cannot thank you all enough for reading my blog. Next year, I hope to expand and grow and with your help, I’m sure I’ll get to wherever I want to go, and I hope to help you as well.

Thanks for reading
Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Thursday 29 December 2016

My Top 10 Films of 2016

This year has seen the release of a wide range of highly anticipated movies. Large blockbuster comic book movies, to smaller independent movies, this year has seen quite a lot of diversity. Some have been incredible, and some have been terrible. Those that have made my top 10 list was extremely hard to organise, especially the top two. Whenever I put one in front of the other no matter where on the list, the one below suddenly jumped ahead because of this reason, or that reason, and sometimes, it felt wrong to put one film so far down the list because of how good it is, but something has to be on the bottom, and the penultimate.

Some films you will expect not to be on this list, but some you may find surprising. One, you may not ever have heard of, but I do believe I have justified why it is on the list. Last year, my list contained only 6 films that jumped all over the genre spectrum, but was surprisingly easy to put in order. This year, it took me a couple of weeks to finalise the order, but I am happy with it, and I hope you are too. If you do disagree with a film being on the list, or where it is on the list, please let me know because I am interested to know your thoughts on the films as well.

10: Lazer Team –


The first feature film by Rooster Teeth, a company which specialises in creating videos for us to watch online. These vary between live-action shorts, to animation, and Lazer Team is the first full-length feature film they’ve ever released. They announced the film by asking fans if they could help fund the movie on Indigogo, a website dedicated to helping independent businesses create their projects. The fans’ reactions blew their minds. They reached and flew past their total in less than 24 hours, breaking that record, and raised over $2.5 million, which broke the record for the most money raised for any one single project. Every single penny donated went into making the best possible film Rooster Teeth could, and they did just that.

Four unlikely guys stumble upon an alien spaceship, intended for the Champion of Earth, and together they must work as a team to defend the world. If you know Rooster Teeth, you know you’re in for a fun ride. If you’re not familiar with their work, it’s still a fun, enjoyable film. As their first feature-length film, it’s fair that they made it for the fans, with many references of their history throughout, but it does still hold up as a strong film in its own right so many outsiders can enjoy as well.

They knew what they were doing. They had a goal of $650,000 which, along with the money they had saved themselves, would have gone to make the best movie they could. It just proves how much of a solid fan base they’ve built up that they could make a film with more than double the money they had originally intended, allowing them to make something even better for all of us to enjoy. It was an ambitious move, and it payed off considerably. New opportunities have opened up in front of them, they can now extend the company into new grounds, and we may be seeing many more films from them in the coming years. It’s incredible to contemplate how far Rooster Teeth has come in 13 years, and where they will go in the future.

9: Passengers –


Chris Pratt and Jenifer Lawrence’s performances are incredible. Their on screen chemistry held the film together, but unfortunately, as good as the premise of the story was and the two leads, there were a couple of scenes that did drop it down a few spaces on the list. Chris Pratt’s character, Jim Preston’s pod malfunctions when the ship is struck by a large asteroid, and wakes up ninety years earlier than scheduled. After failing to return to hibernation, he eventually accepts that he’s stranded, with only an android bartender, Arthur – played by Michael Sheen.

After one year, he succumbs to loneliness and depression, before finding Jenifer Lawrence’s character, Aurora Lane asleep in her pod. He spends many days and weeks trying to escape from the idea of waking Aurora up, but he gives in and soon she’s awake. From then on, Jim keeps the secret of waking up Aurora and pretending that it was a malfunction similar to what happened to him. Unfortunately, and expectedly, the secret gets out, however, the ever increasing problems on board the ship forces them to work together.

A third pod malfunction wakes up Laurence Fishburne’s character, Chief Gus Mancuso, who is Chief Deck Officer aboard the ship. The three of them soon investigate and work out what the problem is and immediately go about trying to fix it. This is where my problem lies. They got extremely lucky when Gus, the Chief Deck Officer who has clearance to override the computers for his own commands, and to access parts of the ship Jim and Aurora are unable to. If Gus hadn’t woken up, the ship wouldn’t have made it to their new planet, Homestead 2. Over the course of the next few scenes, we discover that Gus is terminally ill and he does die, which doesn’t bring about the impact they were going for, because it only cements the fact that he was only there to give them access they weren’t able to before, to fix the problem. It would have been a lot better if Jim and Aurora found another way round together, fixing the problem and ultimately their relationship, which was just as expected as their falling out was.

The rest of the film was brilliant. Chris’ performance was strong. This was his first movie where he was on his own for the first act, and he certainly showed that. He did have an android to talk to, but it isn’t the same as another human. Jennifer’s performance was equally as strong, and together they made a powerful connection. That’s why Passengers is on this list – not because of the story, but because of the two leads. However, if they didn’t go down the “luck route”, it would have been much higher up the list.

8: Finding Dory –


Now, I know what you’re thinking. If you weren’t thinking that, then you are now. Pixar is my favourite filmmaking company, so why is it not further up the list. I said during the introduction that this year’s catalogue of exceptional films was hard to organise, and that one has to be further down the list. The reason, for me, why I’ve put it 8th isn’t because it’s a bad movie – in fact, it’s a terrific movie, except for the scene where the octopus drives a van on the motorway.

Finding Dory is the sequel to the much-loved Finding Nemo. Pixar had a lot sitting on their shoulders, and they did deliver as they always do with their films. There’s several strong emotional moments cleverly woven throughout for maximum impact, lovable characters, and a story that gets you thinking long after the credits. What let it down slightly and forced me to push it down a few spaces was when the octopus drives the van.

I know there are talking fish, talking cars, superheroes, and toys that come to life and did drive the Pizza Planet Truck, but with Toy Story, it was meant for laughs and wasn’t really meant to be taken that seriously. In Finding Dory, it was sudden and unexpected during a climactic scene, it was a little hard to digest at first, because it was meant to be taken seriously as a lot was riding on them getting back to the water.

Again, Finding Dory is not a bad movie, and my reason for why it is this far down the list may be taken as a nitpick – which is rather a compliment on the quality of the film and how good this year’s list of films really is. I will happily re-watch the film many times over now that I know what’s to come and I can fully appreciate the film as it is.

7: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them –


Jumping back into the world of magic was easy. We knew, extensively, how the world works, because a huge portion of the audience grew up with Harry Potter, and was sad and disappointed that it came to an end. Having a new and original story centred around Newt Scamander on his trip around the world in search for fantastic mythical beasts, was accepted instantly by fans of Harry Potter. There were many websites dedicated to predicting what would happen with each newly released piece of information, and the internet blew up when it was announced that it there were going to be five movies in the series.

As well as bringing back all the classic spells, and terminology, it introduced us to new characters and, most prominently, the obscurial, which is a powerful dark entity when a witch or wizard suppress their magic so much it bursts out of them uncontrollably. What I enjoyed most about the film, is how it added to the world, and opened our eyes to moments we previously thought we knew all about. Going by the description of what an obscurial is, Ariana Dumbledore is one, too. Not only did Fantastic Beasts give us more by itself, but it also allowed us to see the previous seven books in a new light. I can’t wait to see what would happen in the next films. I am a little wary about there being five films, because I don’t want to see the story to be stretched thin, but if each one keeps up to the first, then the world of magic won’t be going away any time soon.

6: Sully –


The miracle on the Hudson was exactly that, a miracle. On January 15, 2009, US Airways Flight 1549, three minutes after taking off from New York City’s Laguardia Airport, it was struck by a flock of birds, taking out both engines. Captain Chesley Sullenberger successfully landed the plane in the Hudson river, saving all 155 passengers and crew on board. He became a hero overnight. This film, Sully, explores the aftermath of that event. His emotions, how he coped with the sudden fame, and the strict investigation procedure.

Tom Hanks’ portrayal was immaculate. I was sucked in from the beginning, and really felt what Sully had to go through, and made me realise that, because it was a miracle and everyone survived, they would simply walk away, but there’s a lot more to that, and this film shows us that perfectly. During the flashbacks when we see the events unfold, the attention to detail was faultless. Even though I knew it all would be fine, I was still on the edge of my seat, hoping that it would be, because of the level of detail involved.

Sandra Hudson did the review for this film earlier in the year, and she said that Sully was the closest representation of a real-life event she has ever seen, and I do agree.

5: Doctor Strange –


Absolutely mind-blowing special effects, superb story, incredible character development, you may be wondering why this is fourth, not third. It was tough, but I put it third because of the film that comes next. Doctor Strange, a highly accomplished surgeon who suffered a career damaging, life-altering accident, rendering his hands completely unusable. He does whatever he can in search for a cure, only to find himself in a whole new dimension, or should I say, dimensions, or should I say, a whole new reality. The MARVEL Cinematic Universe’s first introduction to magic, and along with it, the first glimpse of the Time Stone, which grants him the power to warp time at his will – either move it forwards, backwards, or loop it infinitely.

The final battle that saw Doctor Strange rewinding time was a magnificent sight to see, and kept me hooked to the very end, almost leaving my mind exhausted at the end, and not many films can do that, not even the next three in the list.

I could have easily put this third, second, or even first, but the reason why it’s fourth is because of the reasons why I put the three films after it where they are. Yeah, I know, a little cryptic, but keep reading and hopefully I have explained myself well enough to not cause any controversy.

4: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story –


Whether or not you think the new trilogy of films is necessary, it’s hard to deny the necessity that is Rogue One. Set in between the prequel and the original trilogy, the film follows a group of soldiers from the Empire with the mission to steal the plans for the Death Star. Finally, after so many years, we get the story that we only very briefly read about during the opening text scroll in the fourth film.

It was a joy to see classic Star Wars once more, and even more so to see Darth Vader once more, in action, in an original story, showing his incredible power once more. When Darth Vader enters the battle right at the end, even though you know the plan do get stolen from him, you’re still on the edge of your seat, just wondering if he really will stop the Empire from taking them.

The film was caked in nostalgic flares, nerdy references, fulfilled expectations, there’s not really much that can be added – but if they do, there’s a chance they could have ruined the film. It was clear the filmmakers didn’t have to worry about the ending, and so they simply could have fun in getting there, and in turn, so did we.

3: Collateral Beauty –


Powerful, emotional, and incredibly smart. Collateral Beauty shows a different side to Will Smith’s acting, and he nails every scene, but this film isn’t just about his story. In fact, it’s about four, with him being the main. The premise of the film intrigued me, and so I had to go and see it. Howard, after suffering the terrible loss of his daughter, during one of his lowest moments, sends three letters to Time, Death, and Love, and they respond. At first, I thought it was going to be along the lines of A Christmas Carol, where three ghosts show up and help someone build a better life, but instead it’s so much more than that.

His three closest friends, Whit Yardsham (Edward Norton), Simon Scott (Michael Peña), and Claire Wilson (Kate Winslet) set about helping Howard by hiring three actors to play the parts of Time, (Jacob Latimore) Death, (Helen Mirren) and Love (Keira Knightley), in a hope to bring his mind back to the real world. However, woven intelligently between the main storyline, his three closest friends also receive help from those three forces, and their plan changes their lives just as much as it does Howards.

Although this came out on Boxing Day, near the end of the year, this immediately jumped up to third spot, and deserves it. I was so glad that they didn’t follow what I thought the film would be, and instead went down a different route, which ultimately made it better. A powerful, emotional story such as Howard’s is difficult to get right sometimes, and so include four different storylines throughout was a remarkable feat of storytelling.

2: Captain America: Civil War –


When this film was announced, the excitement was immediate. Fans of the comic book knew what to expect, fans of the Cinematic Universe knew what to expect, but with every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Everyone was nervous. It was a massive storyline in the comics, and with the announcement of many cast members all in one film, it was understandable to be on edge. But MARVEL knew what they were doing, and they did it brilliantly. Civil War is the thirteenth film in the Cinematic Universe. Thor wasn’t to feature, nor was the Hulk, and The Guardians of the Galaxy. If you take away those four films, you’re left with nine films before Civil War. Nine films to introduce and develop all the characters, nine films for MARVEL to establish themselves, build up a reputation, and trust. They knew exactly where they stood with the fans and they used that to make one heck of a fantastic film.

People knew that it was going to be an ambitious movie. Juggling so many characters through a storyline that needs to develop the characters, introduce new characters, and set up future films in the overall series, and they nailed that. You didn’t need any official introduction to the majority of the cast members, because you already know them, and the many side characters were also already well-known among the fans. We did have some newly introduced people, Spider-Man, Black Panther, and the main antagonist of the movie, Zemo. However, we already know Spider-Man’s origin story because we’ve read the comics and have seen it dozens of time during the many reboots, and Zemo was part of the secret organisation within a secret organisation, Hydra, which we all know about now. The Black Panther had to have some explanation, but they didn’t need to touch upon it too much because we would get the full story in the coming movie in 2018. MARVEL knew that we knew and took full advantage of that, didn’t treat us as if we haven’t seen a comic book movie before, or don’t know anything about these iconic characters; they used all that they had to make the best movie they could, and they did.

1: Deadpool –


I could easily say the same introduction, and so I shall. When this film was announced, the excitement was immediate, but again, fans were worried. Just before this film was released, the studio behind it released the reboot of Fantastic Four, which couldn’t have dropped harder if they had tried to push it down themselves. Deadpool is a very particular character: He’s crazy because his cancer is continuously destroying his brain cells, but his healing factor is constantly fighting against and healing them, creating the unstable, fourth-wall breaking lunatic we all love to read in the comics. We simply don’t know what he’s going to do from one scene to the next, even from one box to the next. The film needed to capture Deadpool as we know in the comics, and that’s where the worried stemmed from. It was on par with being as ambitious as Captain America: Civil War, but for completely different reasons.

The marketing was ingenious. They simply had immense fun with the character advertising his own film, among other deeds. The potential was theoretically endless, and we digested it all, and our excitement increased, but so did we worry. We all thought, if the marketing is this good, how could the film possibly be bad, but we all knew there was that possibility. However, it couldn’t have been further from that outcome. It stormed the box office, it won over fans, and it showed us all what can be achieved if you ignore the unwritten rules previous comic book movies have set up. It’s graphic, it’s violent, it’s crazy. It’s perfectly captured Deadpool as we know him from the comics, and has allowed Twentieth Century Fox to redeem themselves for the disastrous representation of the character in Wolverine, and the complete mess of Fantastic Four. Seriously, MARVEL should have the rights back, they will do the character’s justice, easily.

It was difficult to decide between the two, Civil War or Deadpool, because they were equally as good but for different reasons, and they were just as ambitious as each other. I didn’t want the fact that Deadpool was my favourite superhero to be the swaying vote because that would mean I’m bias. It was a tough battle, but in the end I settled upon Deadpool because it proved what can be done. They could have a terrible movie if they wanted to make it for everyone, or they could have made what fans want. Sure, a movie with violence and blood and gore do prevent younger audiences from seeing it, but if they had made the film fit for children, more people would have walked away than stepped forwards. It is a risky move making an R-rated movie, because a huge portion of the public won’t be able to see it, but if done right, more people will than those that aren’t able to, and that’s a win for any studio, surely.

Deadpool is number one because it proves it can be done, and it gave us what we wanted, and more besides.

Thanks for reading
Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Wednesday 28 December 2016

TV Show of the Week: Outnumbered Christmas Special


I was going to talk about the Doctor Who Christmas Special, The Return of Doctor Mysterio, but Outnumbered seemed to have automatically become more prominent because of it being a one-off special, and the impact the show has had over the years with the development of the Brookman family over the years.

Nothing marks the passage of time better than seeing the kids from Outnumbered all grown up. In a Christmas Special, the Brookman family are on their way to honour Sue’s dad wishes by scattering his ashes where he first met Sue’s mother, although the entire family are sure he said it was a several different places. Along the way, they let Ben drive a short distance, ultimately ending up crashing the car and forcing another car off the road in an attempt to swerve out of the way.

The family along with Jake’s girlfriend, Kate, find refuge in a pub where they can organise for their car to be towed, hopefully get in contact with the insurance company, and apologise relentlessly at the person in the other car. A forty-minute special episode after a few years off the screen was as funny as it has always been. Now that the children are grown up, they are allowed to tackle topics previously forbidden, which gave the special a fresh take on the family, instead of it being just another episode.

There were a few good moments of clever script writing. Jake instantly figuring out that his father has gone against his word instead of having that explained to him was one example. The majority of the episode took place in a pub, with the last few minutes at the park to scatter grandad’s ashes. It would have been nice to see the house one more time, but I did enjoy the new scenery, because it did allow the characters to interact differently, and show the audience that the kids have grown up: Karen being on her phone, talking to her friends, Ben in college studying philosophy, and Jake has some big news which he has yet to tell his parents, and indeed his girlfriend, Kate.

Outnumbered has room for many more specials in the future, to show the development of the family one step at a time. The series ended with regular episodes because the children had grown up and their antics had died down considerably. A one-off special now and again to show some big steps in their lives is perfect.

When Outnumbered was on TV as a regular series, the kids were allowed to improvise most of their lines, and some of the things they were saying, you just knew that an adult wouldn’t have thought of writing that, which ultimately made it funnier. As the years went on, and the kids grew up, that instantly-knowing-it’s-being-improvised knowledge slowly died away, giving it the feeling that the entire episode was scripted. That may not be the case, but it does cement the fact that the kids have grown up. The episode being difficult to detect improvised lines, or indeed being entirely scripted, is a good representation of maturity, which is exactly what any family goes through. Seeing that development, then the couple of one-off specials over the years, makes this show one of the greats, and will live on for much longer than anyone could possibly have imagined.

It may be a couple, or even several years before another special airs, or one may never come around again, but that doesn’t matter what happens afterwards. If another episode is made, that’s awesome, but if not, I believe we’re not that disappointed because the regular series ended brilliantly, and the one-off specials do capture that one-offness, so when the episode ends, we’re given that sense of completion, instead of disappointment.


Overall, it’s a fantastic episode and needs to be watched immediately on BBC iPlayer.

Tuesday 27 December 2016

The Watch – Part 138:

We walked and walked and walked, without a care in the world for where we were going. Today wasn’t as sunny or warm as yesterday, but that didn’t matter. Our talking distracted us from the cool breeze that hugged us every step of the way. We naturally fell into a well-timed rhythm, each footfall in perfect sync. Our sentences, blending in with one another, bouncing backwards and forwards as if it was a well-oiled machine, and each time we changed the subject, it was subtle, nothing too drastic, always moving from one to another the moment we’ve exhausted all that we need to say, never stretching it out until it gets boring or we run out of things to say and end up dropping into silence.

Then the inevitable unfortunately came; that annoying game of trying to figure out what to say next. It was a moment that we didn’t care how long it went on for, not bothering about how far we’ve walked, or whether we’ve been going around in circles this entire time. The fresh air poured through our heads, tearing out all the unnecessary gunk that has piled up over the past few days, allowing us to think clearer than we’ve done in ages, resetting our bodies to take on whatever comes our way once we’ve stopped walking. It was a magical moment, filled with memories, experiences, wishes, dislikes, and changes. We laughed, we thought, and we characterised.

Then we moved on to how the world works, how we see it differently when we look out of our window every morning, asking impossible questions: Do we see the same colours as everyone else? What if the Earth stopped spinning? How did everything begin and how will it end? Impossible questions that no one can answer except with widely accepted theories, but not knowing the truth, not seeing, feeling, experiencing the answers for themselves, because we cannot. Not because we won’t, but because we just simply cannot. We do not have the technology to answer any of the gigantic questions we are asking today. We might be able to one day, but when? Where? How? Surely, to get a foot through the door, we need there to be a door in the first place. So far, we are staring at a brick wall with only a small carving knife at hand. We need a bulldozer.

‘Have you thought any more about where the watch came from?’ Amy asked.

‘I haven’t, no,’ I admitted. ‘I haven’t been in able to lately.’

‘True,’ Amy tilted her head to acknowledge that I had a point. ‘It does seem strange, though, that it appeared out of nowhere. I mean, you mentioned it was in your living room when you got home from college, as if it just, well, teleported in.’

‘That’s an idea, unless someone teleported in with it and left it there. Who?’ I shrugged, ‘I don’t know.’

‘What made you put the watch on your wrist?’

‘It was a combination of: I didn’t know that it was going to attach to my body and grant me basically unlimited power, and indecisiveness,’ I said as if I was ticking some imaginative checklist. ‘I opened the box, and I saw this inside, and I picked it up, and I questioned where it came from, who gave it to me because there was no information on the note, but it had something about it, you know. It felt as if it was giving off some energy field of some sort, as if it was subtly tempting me to put the watch on my wrist, but my strong indecisiveness kept me from doing so until I gave up being unable to make a decision and I put it on my wrist. How was I supposed to know what would happen next?’ I asked rhetorically.

‘If someone teleported in and left it, that could mean one of two things. Either, they knew who they were giving it to, which means they know who you are, or they just left it at random for some reason,’ Amy explained. ‘Those are the only two reasons I can think of, but it obviously feels as if there are more out there. Well, it would be weird if I had just announced the only two reasons, wouldn’t it?’

‘Maybe it teleported it by itself, for various reasons,’ I suggested.

‘Thank you,’ Amy sighed.

‘However, if you are correct, that begs the question: Who had ownership of the watch before me, and if there was an owner, what did they do with it, and what could on Earth could have possibly happened to make them give up the watch and give it to someone else,’ I chuckled at my very next thought, ‘you could say they wanted to hide it from someone,’ then my chuckle stopped and my smile faded. ‘Magician!’

‘You think the previous owner of the watch wanted to give it up because Magician was searching for it and he didn’t want the watch to fall in the wrong hands,’ Amy read my mind before adding rationally, ‘even though you’ve just defeated him with the watch, which means the previous owner could have just as easily defeated Magician with the watch… and please don’t say that there’s a possibility that they couldn’t have done because of this reason, or that reason, or whatever reason,’ Amy ran her hands through her hair to loosen up any tangled strands due to the wind blowing it in all directions.

‘It hurts your head, doesn’t it,’ I said. Amy nodded.

‘It’s intriguing, though,’ she continued, ‘to think that there could be someone out there, who had the watch on their wrist. Someone, somewhere, in the vast multiverse, walking around now, knowing that someone, somewhere is now wearing the watch they used to own and use. It would be awesome to meet them, talk to them, and hear what they have to say, wouldn’t?’

‘We have to be fully expecting some heavy stories, especially the one which ended with him having to give up the watch.’

‘Yeah, that’s understandable, but isn’t that a small price to pay considering you would have so many answers explained.’

‘It would be nice to have some, if not, all the answers, but if that means being told something that I don’t want to be told, then that’s going to be hard to digest.’

‘Well, none of that has happened yet, and probably won’t for a very long time, so maybe you can prepare yourself for when that time comes, or anything. In the meantime, why not have some fun. Why not go exploring the universe, the multiverse, everywhere in time and space. Just think, our imaginations are a mystery all on their own; we can think whatever we want, and create physical representations of what we think – but it doesn’t matter how crazy one particular thought is, how weird, or how utterly and completely impossible that thought is, there is a universe containing that thought, essentially making our imaginations a reality. Would it be awesome to walk around in a world that you previously thought of before?

‘And I’ve only now realised how incredibly philosophical I’ve become. I mean, wow, I’ve never had those deep thoughts before.’ She shook her head. ‘Wow.’

‘You’re right, though,’ I smiled. ‘Do you think there’s another watch out there?’ I asked.

‘Now that’s just making things even more confusing,’ she said.

‘You’re right, there is an infinite of everything everywhere,’ I began, ‘and so it does seem only logical that there would be more than one watch out there. It would seem weird if this watch was the only one in all of existence. Literally.’

‘Do you think there’s a chance that you two, or more of you, could meet, then?’ Amy asked.

‘There’s always that possibility, but considering there is infinite universes out there… ah, no… actually…’ A sudden thought struck me.

‘What is it?’

‘Remember what Interface said earlier, about the watch, when we discovered that my past-self didn’t have the watch?’

Amy thought back and her eyes widened. ‘There can only be one watch in the universe,’ she said excitedly.

‘So, unfortunately, that must mean I won’t be able to meet another person with their watch.’

‘Ah, that sucks,’ Amy said, disappointed, before casually suggesting. ‘Unless that rule applies to that watch only, and not the other one.’

‘Did you have to?’ I said.

‘Yes,’ she said, before laughing. ‘I think we’ve had enough for today, don’t you?’

‘I think we have,’ I rubbed my hands through my hair to freshen myself up as much as I can.

‘Hey,’ Amy said suddenly, breaking our train of thought.

‘What?’ I asked.

‘We’ve come full circle,’ she said.

‘Really?’ I looked around and noticed that we were standing right outside my front garden. ‘Huh,’ I said, ‘I wonder if we’ve been walking around and around or in one giant loop?’ I asked.

‘Probably one big circle, considering I’ve only just noticed that we were right back where we started,’ she said.

‘Yeah, probably,’ I said whilst scratching my head.

‘Anyway, what were we talking about?’ Amy said.

‘I can’t remember where we left off,’ I admitted. ‘Was it important?’

‘I don’t know,’ she accepted.

Our conversation was interrupted by a fire engine put its sirens on as it flew past, making both of us jump.

‘I wonder where that’s going,’ Amy said.


TO BE CONTINUED…

Thanks for reading
Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)