Monday 31 October 2016

Mum's Monday: Halloween special with Mum (Sandra) and Son (Antony)

Our observations help us learn, and it is what we learn that generates our opinions. For this year’s Halloween special, me and my son will be discussing the world in which we live in, and the supernatural, and putting forward our opinions based upon what we’ve observed and learnt.

Is it better to have more advanced technology or a more in-depth understanding of nature?

Mum: I think it is better to have a more understanding of nature, as nature is going to happen no matter what. Whether it is a storm/hurricane, earthquake, volcano or even an illness, having a more understanding of what is happening can lessen the risk of people being caught up in a natural disaster or becoming ill. We can evacuate from around the base of a volcano, board up our houses against a storm/hurricane, and have a better diet and do more exercise to prevent heart disease or type 2 diabetes. The more we know about what the signs are or the signs to look out for, although we cannot prevent nature, we can minimise the impact.

Antony: Whilst the benefits of understanding nature better are great, we won’t be able to if we didn’t develop technology first. We won’t know when to evacuate a volcano if the technology isn’t powerful enough to detect certain changes in the atmosphere, or small quakes in the ground. It’s extremely difficult to predict an earthquake, but even harder if we didn’t have technology to at least give us some insight into what might happen. If we didn’t have X-rays, we wouldn’t know that we were ill, and if we didn’t have scanners, we wouldn’t be able to detect small changes in the Earth that would go undetected if we were on our own. Once the technology has been successfully developed and is working as intended to predict what nature is going to throw at us, we can use those breakthroughs and implement them into developing other forms of technology, and science.

Mum: Without an understanding of nature, we then won’t be able to produce the technology to detect what is happening.

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Are ghosts proof of life after death?

Mum: I didn’t think ghosts were proof of life after death but more of an energy after death, as a spirit is more of an energy left after the body has deceased but we talk about the afterlife, the spirit world and crossing over. So when you look at it like that it can be seen as some sort of life force. If a spirit has unfinished business, wants to get a message to someone or left their body in a quick or brutal manner (accident or murder) the spirit energy is left in limbo and has not crossed over. Some spirits come and go from the afterlife and this is where we experience paranormal activity. Where the energy is trapped in a situation and the event that took the person’s life and the event is played out like a tape recording playing out over and over again it is called a residual haunting. Where the spirit is able to interact with living people, this is called an intellectual haunting. The body is no longer living just the spirit energy.

Antony: I believe I have seen a ghost. I came to that conclusion after narrowing down all the possibilities. Was it a trick of the light? Was it an optical illusion that could only be seen from that angle? Or was it really just my imagination playing tricks on me? No, if it were a trick of the light, then it wouldn’t have moved with intent and purpose, nor would it appear to be a solid object moving through the room; it couldn’t have been an optical illusion because I looked in that particular direction every day and nothing appeared to be out of the ordinary; whilst it would be hard to explain how I believe it wasn’t my imaginations playing tricks on me, there was a sense that I knew I was awake and aware of my surroundings enough to prevent my mind from running away from me.

The question I would like to answer is, because I do believe I saw a ghost, which is disembodied energy that we call the spirit that dwells within us, do ghosts go against the science that we know today. Spirits are energy, and they can manifest into an empty room, and then disappear again before reappearing later and disappearing once more; we see the energy come together to form an object solid enough for us to see, and with enough energy to interact with other objects – generating enough force to move inanimate objects, making the floor beneath them creak, and even talk.

The second law of thermodynamics state that any energy released will spread apart far enough that it cannot come together later on. If you spray a small amount of air freshener in one corner of the room, eventually those particles will spread all around the room so the person standing in the opposite corner would then smell the scent of the freshener, but it doesn’t recollect back in the same corner you sprayed them into. Only intellectual energy can, and even us humans and animals cannot manipulate energy, only dissipate it via typing on a keyboard which; the movements of your fingers releases energy out into the open, and it continues to spread further and further until eventually it leaves the world and enters the universe, where it will continue to spread. This is the most believed theory for the fate of the universe, and we were able to devise that theory from observing the way the galaxies are continuously moving away from each other, along with the laws of thermodynamics.

From what we’ve observed and learnt from ghosts is that they take energy from the room, or drain the batteries in cameras, to form a solid enough mass to then interact with their surroundings, which whilst may be explained by all that energy being brought together by gravity, it’s hard to ignore that it does have some intellectuality.

We do not have the technology today, or may never have the necessities to discover another dimension, but if we were to look at the afterlife from a scientific perspective along with all the evidence that we have collected concerning thermodynamics and physics, then maybe the afterlife is really just an alternate dimension?

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Can we control our dreams?

Mum: No I don’t think you can control what you initially dream even if you can then control what happens in your dream. What you dream before you start to control cannot be controlled. I wouldn’t be able to go to bed tonight and think I am going to dream a certain thing tonight and dream it.  Sometimes I have just mentioned or thought of something or someone in a fleeting moment during the day and then have dreamt about it or them that night. Thinking for a fleeting moment doesn’t warrant the control of dreaming about it that night. While we are asleep we are not in control of our conscious self or brain, we are asleep resting our brain and re-charging. Even if we could control our dreams we tend to forget most dreams 5 seconds after we wake up anyway.

Antony: Controlling what we dream is known as Lucid Dreaming. When we are dreaming and standing in a familiar area but you notice that something’s different, such as a different TV, or a different sofa, you start realising that you are in a dream and can start controlling it and doing whatever you want. As for being able to control what you start off dreaming; studies have been conducted that gives evidence indicating that the first thing we dream of is the last thing we think about, and from then, the dream changes from there. The day can influence what we dream, and sometimes, those sudden changes between one dream to another can also trigger Lucid Dreaming. We usually dream up to four to five times a night, and the majority of the time, we forget about the dreams. In the morning, when you think you haven’t dreamt, it’s only because you’ve forgotten what you’ve dreamed. Even when we can remember snippets upon waking up, it can soon slip away.

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Do we know what is going to happen tomorrow?

Mum: We can plan what we intend to do tomorrow, but whether it works out that way we want, we won’t know until tomorrow. Sometimes plans work out, but sometimes they don’t. this could be down to an illness, car breakdown, or even the weather. It does depend on what the plans are and how much has to fall into place for the plans to work. Other examples of maybe not knowing what will happen tomorrow if you are waiting for test results from hospital tests. We can only know that we should get the results but other than that it depends on the results to what happens next and if you are taking a driving test we wouldn’t know the outcome until the day. We can know some things with plans but we have no control over what we don’t know.


Antony: I agree. The future is a mystery. Anything can happen. Setting plans for what we want to do in the future, and how we believe it will affect our surroundings is known as Chronesthesia, or Mental Time Travel, where we imagine what might happen in the future based on events happening today.

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What do you think? We would like to hear your opinions below.

Sunday 30 October 2016

Layers - Part 88


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Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Saturday 29 October 2016

The Watch – Part 122:

The enemy team knew instantly what to do. They split up, each going their separate ways, making it harder for any of us to catch and shoot out. By the time they had disappeared into the surroundings, we were still standing aimlessly. I didn’t have a clue as to what to do. Tom tapped me on the shoulder. I turned to look at him and he said.

‘Do as I do, and you’ll be fine,’ he said.

‘And what are you going to do?’ I asked.

‘Same as everyone else,’ he answered, ‘point and shoot at anything that moves except for us,’ then he was gone. Amy and Alex had separated but kept in a particular section of the map. Tom crept forward, making sure that he was well hidden behind an overturned car, which left me standing in the open, without a clue as to what to do. Shouldn’t we have discussed a plan of action first, to give us some idea as to where everyone will be going and what they’ll be doing? Well, I guess we would have to know what the other team is doing before we can figure out a counter measure.

My heart was beating faster than before. This was a different kind of adrenaline to what I experienced back in that parallel world where I was fighting all those waves of robots. This type of adrenaline comes from the fact that I’m normal. I haven’t got any powers. But I don’t need them. Amy brought me here to try out a new experience, to push my boundaries on my confidence – I don’t think she intended to prove that I am capable of doing something like this without powers, but I’m going to add that to the list anyway – and I’m not about to let her down. If a paintball fight the other team wants, then a paintball fight they will have.

First things first, I can’t stay standing here as I might get shot by a paintball at any second. I need to find shelter, and the nearest place to get some is with Tom, who was crouching behind that overturned car just in front of me. I hurried over to where he was and positioned myself beside him.

‘Do you see anyone?’ he asked. I looked over the top of the car and swiped my eyes over the entire area from left to right.

‘Only Amy and Alex over there by the other hut,’ I said. ‘They appear to be talking about something, probably how best to advance,’ I guessed.

‘What do you reckon we should do?’ Tom asked.

‘Personally,’ I said, taking another quick glance, ‘we can’t stay behind here forever, but I say we just go for it and do what everyone else does,’ I said. I knew that wasn’t much of a plan.

‘Point and shoot,’ Tom said, finishing my sentence. He stole a quick glance before saying. ‘The area is clear. Wanna go on three?’

 ‘Ready whenever you are,’ I said.

‘Want to do the honours?’

‘Be happy to,’ I said. I waited for two silent seconds before shouting. ‘THREE.’ Both of us at the same time swung around the car and advanced forwards. There wasn’t a single soul to be seen, which was a very bad sign for us. I held my gun up, ready to fire at a moment’s notice, making sure that I was keeping a good eye on mine and Tom’s back. The next possible place to take cover was a good way ahead, practically in the very centre of the map. That could very well be the worst place to be as anyone can make a move from any direction. I had no idea what the other team was thinking, but we successfully made it to our second overturned car without an incident.

‘We need to split up,’ Tom suggested.

‘Is that wise. They could be expecting that.’

‘And on the other hand, they may not be. Listen, you go that way,’ Tom pointed to my left, ‘and I go this way,’ he pointed to my right. ‘If we don’t get stuck, we meet up at the third overturned car at the front of the map. Does that make sense?’ he said, adrenaline pumping through his body. I nodded.

‘Then good luck,’ he tapped me on the shoulder for support. Then, peeking over the car before running away bent double so as to not make himself seen so visibly. I waited until he disappeared behind a group of trees before I made my move. I was completely on my own, slowly and carefully inching forward, making sure that I look every direction at any one time.

Gunshots. To my right. Who’s firing at whom? Who’s in trouble? Shall I go over and help? But what if I put myself in danger? I can’t risk that. Maybe I could sneak up behind the enemy team? If only I knew where they were. I crept forward some more. When I rounded a group of three trees, I saw Amy and Alex in an intense battle with a person from the other team. He seemed to know what he was doing. Ducking and shooting at all the right times, he really did make it hard for him to be hit. I made it my priority to go and help them, even though I could be jumped upon at any moment.

Slowly moving forward, the gunshots and the many paintballs that were hitting the sides of the two huts masked the sound of the twigs underneath my feet, breaking, allowing me to sneak a decent place where I could aim and shoot without anything getting in the way. The only problem was, it was a little far away, but I felt that if I got too close, I might not be able to make it out alive. I lined up my sights with the back of the man’s head. He was moving far too much for my liking. I knew that by shooting at him, he could alert his teammates forcing me to run or fight. I watched the fight, waiting for the right opportunity. Alex managed to get in some nice, close shots and Amy nearly hit him on the mask, but he ducked just in the nick of time. This intense fight went on for a good couple of minutes before it quietened down. None of them wanted to come up just in case the other was ready and waiting. He stayed still for a good while, letting me focus properly. Amy was the first to risk it and look up. I was about to pull the trigger, but he moved from my focus and at the same time, all in one smooth movement, looked up, pointed his gun and fired. Paint splattered all over Amy’s chest. She fell backwards. She was out.

I was not going to let him get away with that. I fired, not caring whether my paintballs would hit or not. As expected, they didn’t. That was a big mistake. Now he knew that someone was behind him. He scurried away. I lost him. I moved out from my shelter and headed straight over to where Amy laid.

‘Are you alright?’ I said.

‘Who knew that I would be out so fast,’ she said laying on her back. She sat up and turned the safety on so that the gun wouldn’t fire anymore. ‘How’s Tom doing?’

‘He’s fine, I think,’ I said. ‘We split and he’s off somewhere over there on the other side of the map,’ I said pointing in that general direction.

‘Well, good luck to him,’ Amy said, standing up and holding her gun above her head to signal that she was out. ‘I had better make my way back to base. See you in the next round, if you don’t get shot beforehand,’ she smiled before walking off.

‘Just me and you for now,’ Alex said.

Bang. Splat. ‘Scratch that. Just you.’ Alex was shot in the back from someone hidden. ‘You had better get out of here before they get you.’

‘See you later,’ I said, turning on the spot and running to find cover. This was not going well. For all I know, I could be the only one left in the team. Tom’s off somewhere and I’m not going to risk getting shot trying to find him as he could be already out. For all I know, I’m on my own, going up against the entire team of four people. Me, the person who has never done this before, fighting four experienced people. Funny how that worked out, isn’t it?

More gunshots. This time, from afar. Again, I’m questioning whether Tom is in danger or he is holding his own. I see no one. Are they getting ready to strike or are they all battling Tom? There’s only one way to find out. I have to go and help in any way I can. Running towards where the gunshots are coming from, I see Tom behind an overturned car. It appeared that’s where he stayed when we split. I can see three of the four members of the other team ganging up on Tom, firing as many paintballs as they can without wasting any. A few are flying over Tom’s head, others are smashing against the metal roof of the car, making a very loud clanging sound. If I attempt to regroup up with Tom, there’s a good chance that I’ll be hit. All I can do is hide behind these trees and fight the best I can.

Where is the other one? Did Tom manage to successfully take him out? Or is he coming up from behind, getting ready to fire? I just have to hope that it’s the first one. I raised my gun up, getting ready to fire towards the enemy team. They haven’t seen me yet. I pulled the trigger and two paintballs fired from the barrel, tumbling through the air and splattering against one of their member’s chest. He was out. Tom looked around to try to find where that shot came from. I didn’t want to make myself known as the enemy team was looking in my general direction as well. If I wave, I might be spotted. The trees kept me hidden well. Tom took the opportunity to take out someone else whilst they were trying to find me. We were making good progress. It was now just him against the two of us. Shouldn’t be too difficult.

Bang. Splat. Tom was out. Just me and him now. A one on one battle to the end. He looked around, trying to find me. I couldn’t stay here for long; he’s about to run away back into the trees and I might lose him. I have to make a move. I have no idea how effective I’m going to be, but at least it’ll be something.

Slowly stepping out from the cover of the trees. I was now in the open. If I’m quick enough, I can make it from here to behind that car before he sees me, but unfortunately, I never even raised my foot upwards before he spotted me standing in the middle of the nowhere. He raised his gun. I raised mine. We both fired at the same time. He knew exactly where he was aiming. I wasn’t. My paintball only narrowly missed his mask. His paintball, on the other hand, hit me on the chest. The force of the splat was quite something indeed. I really wasn’t expecting that.

I was out. The enemy team had won. I put the safety on my gun and lifted it above my head to signal that I was out before heading back to the main building where Tom, Amy and Alex stood waiting for the end of the match. They saw me arrive and realised that they had lost.

‘They knew exactly what they were doing,’ Tom said. We were all sitting in the main building, resting before the start of the next battle. ‘They ganged up on me and moved with experience. There was nothing I could do except try and keep them at bay as long as possible. Thanks for the help, by the way,’ he said to me. ‘Without you I wouldn’t have gotten that person out.’

‘Any time,’ I said with a big smile on my face.

‘Judging by that big grin on your face, you really enjoyed it,’ Amy pointed out.

‘I’m not going to lie, I found that thrilling,’ I admitted.

‘Knew you would,’ she said.

‘So, what are we going to do next time,’ Alex said, ‘we need to come up with some sort of plan otherwise we’re going to go down like last time.’

‘Good point,’ Tom said, sitting upright. ‘If the other team is going to do what they did last time, maybe we can do the same. That way, if it works right, it will be a one on one battle for all of us instead of three on one,’ he explained.

‘I agree,’ Alex nodded.

‘But what if we need backup?’ Amy asked.

‘Once you’ve defeated your opponent, you can come and help us,’ Tom said.

‘Once I’ve defeated my opponent?’ Amy questioned ‘You reckon your plan will work out that well? Do you know how good they are?’

‘Do you have a better plan?’ he asked Amy.

‘How about we split up in twos,’ she suggested, ‘that way, we’ve got the other person’s back.’

‘So a member of the other team can sneak around the back and take us both out unexpectedly,’ Tom said.

‘That’s why we’ve got the other person’s back for,’ Amy countered. ‘Which we won’t have if we’re on our own.

‘The other person will be on their own as well, so you’ve got nothing to worry about,’ Tom pointed out thoughtfully.

‘And what if they beat one of us. They’re going to go and help someone else, ganging up on one of us,’ she said.

‘Alright, alright,’ Alex said intervening, ‘let’s not get ourselves in a twist.’ Amy and Tom settled down. ‘Now, you both have good plans, but we’re not going to get anywhere if we keep debating about which one is best. Now, I suggest we stay as a group of four, that way we can cover all angles.

‘And have the other team take us all out in one go,’ I said.

‘So what do you suggest?’ Alex said.

‘I think, if we circumnavigate the perimeter, we will be able to close in on the enemy team who would be all in the middle, looking for us, and we will then be able to sneak up on them and take them all out one by one,’ I explained.

‘You mean, catch them off guard,’ Amy said.

‘Exactly,’ I said.

‘I don’t think that will work,’ Alex said. ‘We might be stuck in the corner, where we would have to fight one on one, and that’s just going back to Tom’s suggestion, which the more I think about it, I think will work.’

‘How so?’ I asked.

‘Well, from what I could tell from our previous match, their team relies on strength in numbers. If they’re on their own, they might not do that well.’

‘That’s another factor as to how my plan can work,’ Tom said.

‘OK, OK,’ Amy said. ‘I see that we’re not going to get anywhere any time soon. We have four plans, each equally as good as the last, but we have to settle on one and I feel that the only way I can see this working is if we combine all our plans together.’

‘So what do we do?’ Tom asked neither disagreeing nor agreeing.

‘I believe we should split up into pairs – no, hear me out,’ Amy said before Tom could interrupt, ‘then split up again, catching the enemy team out. If we do what we did last time, they may not be expecting that, then we can sneak up on each of them, taking them all out one by one.’

‘Actually,’ Tom said, ‘I think that might work.’

‘You can count me in,’ Alex said.

‘I’m all for it if,’ I said.

‘Nice,’ Amy said. ‘And with five minutes to spare as well,’ she said, looking at the time on my watch.

‘Shall we?’ Alex said, picking up her gun.

‘We shall,’ Tom said copying her actions. We headed outside once more and took our positions, this time, at the opposite end of the map whilst the enemy team took up our previous places at the other end.

‘ON THREE,’ the official yelled again.

‘ONE.’ We took the safety off.

‘TWO.’ We prepared to run.

‘THREE.’ Round two.


TO BE CONTINUED…

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Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Friday 28 October 2016

Video of the Week: Nightwish in Mexico City Live 2015

The Finnish symphonic metal band Nightwish’s new DVD, Vehicle of Spirit, is dropping early December this year, but if you can’t wait that long, may I put forward a free concert that was recorded in Mexico City in 2015 that I’m sure will whet your appetite for the time being. Those that are following Nightwish and keeping up to day with their latest news are doing a better job than I, as this managed to slip under my radar.

The concert is a performance during their latest tour, Endless Forms Most Beautiful, and it is one heck of a concert to say the least. Featuring a bunch of their newest songs and a few classics thrown in as well, it should make the gap between now and the launching of their latest DVD feel shorter.

This article isn’t going to feature a review on the concert, I am only letting those that may have missed the news know that it is available to watch now, whenever you want.

However, if you really need that DVD, the best I can do is one of their songs from the Wembley Arena. Last year, on the 19th December, Nightwish performed a one-time only concert at Wembley Arena, and it’s this concert along with the one in Ratina Stadion in Tampere that will be on the DVD. Shudder Before The Beautiful has been released on their official Nightwish YouTube channel for all to see.

Here are the links:

Live in Mexico City 2015

Preview clip for their latest DVD, Vehicle of Spirit

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Antony Hudson

(TonyHadNouns)

Thursday 27 October 2016

Wednesday 26 October 2016

TV Show of the Week: Class


The long running British science fiction TV show, Doctor Who, has spawned a number of spin-offs. The two most popular ones being the Sarah-Jane Adventures, and Torchwood, which on the opposite ends of the spectrum with its intended demographic. Doctor Who is aimed more for the families so they can all sit down on a Saturday night and enjoy watching the show all the same, whereas Sarah-Jane Adventures is aimed more towards kids alone and aired on the CBBC channel. Torchwood’s target audience is adults only.

Both spin-offs were a hit right from the beginning episode, and gradually increased in popularity and are still watched by thousands across the world. The latest spin-off, Class, which focuses on a group of sixth-form students and their respective teachers, within the famous Coal Hill Academy, a fictional Academy that has been featured in Doctor Who since the very first episode way back in 1963, and was where Clara Oswald previously worked before facing the raven in the Series 9.

During the development, I couldn’t find any information concerning the intended age group the show would be aimed at, but I knew it wouldn’t bother me whatever it was as I did watch all of Torchwood and Sarah-Jane Adventures, and I was glad I did when their respective stories all came together at the end of Doctor Who series 4. However, I eventually discovered that it was aimed more towards teenagers and adults when I loaded up BBC iplayer and saw that the first episode would include “some violence and some upsetting scenes”, and there were two swear words dropped within the show as well, which means that the show would automatically be behind the parental lock if enabled. Torchwood has some strong adult themes running throughout, and so Class, which is aimed at younger audiences, was probably something I can handle, but I was quite surprised when I read that warning, to be honest, because of who appears in the show.

The Doctor makes a guest appearance in the first episode "For Tonight We Might Die". Peter Capaldi plays his part as well as he always does so there’s no complaints there. I thought it was good, strong, and I will be watching more. It’s just, The Doctor never appeared in Torchwood, but appeared in Sarah-Jane Adventures, which is perfectly understandable because the creators didn’t want the Doctor to be featured in a show primarily aimed at adults and therefore has strong adult themes, so why was did he appear in a show where one of the characters gets his leg cut off, and swear words? It was just a peculiar sight to see, that’s all. He only appears in the one episode, and so they can ramp it all up to the next level over the coming few episodes, and it’s clear that Class is a show that doesn’t shy away from not-so-kid-friendly-content.

Anyway, that was just a question I had about one particular decision. The show itself, I enjoyed. The characters – Greg Austin as Charlie, Fady Elsayed as Ram Singh, Sophie Hopkins as April MacClean, Vivian Oparah as Tanya, and Katherine Kelly as Miss Quill – were well-thought out and the dialogue and chemistry between them proved that whilst there might be a few fights breaking out within the group, they would always have each other’s back when needed. Whilst I did think that it was a little disorganised in a couple of places, but the actors take up the challenge and ultimately nail every scene. It was engaging from the beginning and I will be watching more episodes in the future – but it must be noted that it is certainly not for kids. It’s nowhere near Torchwood’s level, but it shouldn’t be watched by the audience Doctor Who is aimed at, and so I will be surprised if The Doctor does make another appearance during the series, but what I will be interested in is if they will connect Class and Doctor Who together in the same way Sarah-Jane Adventures and Torchwood was connected. The team getting together during one episode of Doctor Who – that might be an interesting watch, but Class has to grow before that can happen, if it ever does. I wouldn’t be disappointed if it doesn’t, because Class has the makings of a strong independent show.

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Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)

Tuesday 25 October 2016

The Watch – Part 121:

The paintballing arena was only a bus ride away. Due to it being rather early in the day, the bus was empty save for a few people scattered about here and there. We dived for the back seats where all four of us could sit in a line and chat without having to look backwards. Amy sat next to me whilst Tom sat next to Alex – although Tom had this strange look about him that made me wonder if he would prefer sitting the other side of me instead, as if he was nervous for some reason. Alex was only used to being with Amy only, and so sitting next to – for lack of a better word – a stranger wasn’t what she had expected, but despite that, we ended up having a pretty good conversation about our favourite bands. Alex’s was Within Temptation, Tom’s was Metallica, Amy’s was Lunatica, and mine was Nightwish. Alex liked how we both had the same taste in music, being that both our band's genre is symphonic metal. I really enjoyed how us four were able to connect quickly, and I felt that our game of paintball will benefit from that.

When we got off the bus, we had about a five-minute walk before reaching our destination, but for some reason we didn’t continue our conversation. Instead, we split up into twos. Tom with me, and Amy with Alex, an arrangement that allowed Tom to relax a little.

‘Are you alright?’ I asked him.

‘Oh, I’m fine,’ he said without putting any effort into hiding that there was something weird about him.

‘Because I’ve never really seen you act so nervous,’ I probed.

‘Is that the impression I’ve been giving off,’ he said, ‘I thought I was excited for the day ahead, is all.’ I knew I wouldn’t be able to get the actual explanation now, and so I stopped trying.

‘We’re here,’ Tom said, pointing to the main building across the road. I may be reading too much into this, but I think that was his way of saying we need to stop this conversation now.

Together, all four of us crossed the road and entered the building where we can sort out all of our equipment and paintballs. We gave Amy our portion of the entrance fee and she went off to pay. When she came back, we were ready to pick out our preferred gun and the equipment that best suited us, and because this was my first time, I had not a clue as to what to pick or how to put it on.

‘Is this all we get to protect ourselves?’ I asked, holding up a camouflaged onesie.

‘It’ll protect your clothes from getting paint all over,’ Amy explained.

‘I know that, but I thought we would be getting some actual armour or something, a chest piece for example.’

‘You don’t need one,’ Tom said. ‘The paintballs will sting when they hit you, but you don’t need armour,’ he added, smiling

‘Thanks for the clarification,’ I said, slipping the onesie over my shoes and pulling it up so that I could insert my arms into the sleeves and zip it up.

‘To be honest, though,’ Amy said, ‘you won’t even feel the sting through all the adrenaline pumping through your body. You’ll feel something, but it won’t hurt.’ As we were finishing getting ready, I noticed the other team of four men sitting on the other side of the room. They were talking normally, but due to the natural echoing factor of the room, I could hear what they were saying.

‘I’m telling you. One second he was there, and the next he wasn’t,’ the man who was tying his shoelaces said. He looked in his twenties and had decided to grow his brown hair for a while. There’s no doubt in my mind what the topic of conversation is.

‘No one can move that fast. That’s just impossible,’ the other man, similar age who was already ready and waiting for his other teammates.

‘I’m telling you that’s what I saw,' he insisted.

‘And I’m telling you that no one can run at that kind of speed.’

‘I’m surprised you haven’t seen a news report on the TV or anything on the internet, because it’s ablaze with exactly what I’m telling you now.’

‘You shouldn’t believe everything that you read or watch.’

‘It was on a major news network,’ he raised his voice to try and drive his point home, ‘they don’t display something like that unless there’s sufficient evidence to back it up.’

‘Which means, you will be able to show me that evidence when we get back home,’ the other man said.

‘If that is what you want, then I shall.’

‘Are you two going to keep bickering,’ a third man said. He was also in his twenties, but, unlike the other three, he had a full on beard. The fourth member of their team looked to be the shortest, but even then, they appeared to all be taller than all four of us. And they were treating their equipment and guns with experience, meaning we might be jumping into the deep end.

Next, we had to sit through a safety video that showed someone explaining how best to use certain weapons so not to cause a health and safety nightmare. I found it rather interesting that the man said, ‘and whatever you do, do not hold it when it is ignited,’ whilst holding a paint grenade that had its pin pulled out, but if no one else noticed that, then who am I to bring it up. After the instructional video, we went outside to try out our guns so that we could get a feel for how they are and what to expect when you pull the trigger. Even though I guessed there would be some recall with mine, but I really wasn’t expecting it to come flying towards my face about a hundred miles an hour and hit me in the mask. I look around to see if anyone else noticed that, but no one did. Good. I made a mental note to make sure I hold it tighter next time.

The paintballs shot out of the barrel at an incredible speed, hitting the target at the other end of the range, breaking and creating a very satisfying splat of green paint just to the right of the centre of the score board. I could get quite used to this, I thought. The other team fired a round of paintballs at an incredible rate, hitting the centre of the target every time, making my attempt look pitiful. The last thing I want is to worry about them being more experienced than us and lose the game because of those thoughts getting in the way.

After the officials were happy that we knew the basic stuff and had gotten used to how things work, we were allowed to go out into the arena, which was basically a section of woodland with plenty of overturned cars and huts to hide in or behind. As we made our way to the very end of the arena, we made sure our helmets were firmly on so that they would protect our faces if someone so happens to get lucky and shoots a paintball straight at us. My breathing grew louder as it echoed around my mask and my eyesight was full of many scratches from the many times before when a paintball slammed into it. My heart was racing before the match even begun.

‘Are you alright?’ Tom asked.

‘I think so,’ I said honestly. ‘I… it’s just that I never pictured myself actually doing something like this, let alone actually this,’ I said.

‘You’ll be fine. Have fun and forget about everything for one day. You’ll thank yourself later if you do,’ he smiled comfortingly.

‘Yeah, I shouldn’t let anything get in the way,’ I straightened myself up and held my paintball gun firmly in my hands.

‘It’ll be fun, trust me,’ Tom said, tapping me on the back for moral support. I looked around. Amy nodded. Alex nodded. Tom nodded, which left me to nod to say that I was ready.

‘READY?’ an official yelled.

‘ON THREE, THE MATCH WILL BEGIN AND WON’T END UNTIL THE OTHER TEAM’S MEMEBERS ARE ALL OUT.’ He raised a hand with three fingers sticking upwards ‘ONE.’ He put a finger down. I readied my gun in my hands.

‘TWO.’ I could see the enemy team readying themselves to charge at us.

‘THREE.’


TO BE CONTINUED…

Thanks for reading
Antony Hudson
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