Film of the Week: Reign Over Me

Reign Over Me emotionally-punched its way onto a small list of mine consisting of 1 film and 1 game: Shawshank Redemption being the film, and The Last of Us being the game. That list is known by me as “The List That Broke Me”. After seeing this film 13 years after it came out, I was gutted I hadn’t seen it sooner, because it includes 2 elements that capture my interest - 911 and the game Shadow of the Colossus. It was the latter that helped this film cross my path, and the first which wondered how the latter would be handled.

The thematic handling of the game Shadow of the Colossus is a powerful aspect of the film, but unfortunately only if you’re aware of the game itself, and familiar with the story within, otherwise, an outsider can be lost within the full meaning, but can understand that Adam Sandler’s character, Charlie Fineman loses himself in a fictional world separate from the real one that took everything from him, and his slow recovery alongside his friend, Alan Johnson, played by Don Cheadle. What stands out the most in this film is the superb character development, which was represented softly and powerfully both with the writing and Adam Sandler’s unexpectedly harrowing performance, many I’m sure would agree with me considering the list of films he’s been in haven’t exactly been blockbuster hits - but have gained a following though that’s a discussion for another time.

Don Cheadle’s down-to-earth performance kept the film emotionally spinning out of control. His character was fortunate to be just as successful as Charlie once envisioned because they shared a college room together whilst training to become dentists. Alan Johnson felt as if he was just there and not really fitting in or affecting anything anymore - he has unintentionally slipped into an unbreakable routine at home and have become a pushover at work, and whilst he helps Charlie find his way back into society, Charlie helps Alan re-find his way back into the life he once had.

Shadow of the Colossus’ story involves someone who has lost a loved one and set about slaying 12 colossi in order to build up enough magic to resurrect her. In the end, he does, and their life begins anew. Understanding that concept within the film, knowing that at the end, Charlie does find someone who others are confident in believing would help him find his way, Reign Over Me does what very few films haven’t done and unfortunately will continue to not do, handle games intelligently. For those who aren’t familiar with the game, the emotion and power is still there, but for those who are familiar as I am, it brings an entirely new set of emotions. Including that game doesn’t make it a niche film, it adds layers that audience members can uncover if they choose to dive into what the game is all about. If they choose not to, they’ll still be able to understand the true meaning behind the film itself, finding your way back.

Thanks for reading

Antony Hudson

(TonyHadNouns)

Mum's Monday: A Christmassy Ted

Preparations for Christmas are underway, but flashing lights, an advent calendar, which I seriously doubt will include women’s knickers and a window sill, stall proceedings for a while. 

I remember the film ‘Three Men and a Baby’ so when we see a baby, ‘Three Priests and a Baby’ in the same concept springs to mind. However, luckily the crisis for now is adverted.

Next we see Mrs Doyle’s (Pauline McLynn) worst nightmare. When they say ‘Robots will take jobs’ you could in this case, say ‘A coffee/tea machine could take her job’.

Oh dear there are some places that Priests shouldn’t be, one being in an underwear section of a store, where it realistically shows that trying to navigate your way through a shop can be traumatic, even a military operation and two leaving Father Jack Hackett (Frank Kelly) in the crèche with alphabet bricks. It is also helpful to note/remember how quickly children pick up words they hear as well. 

It is amusing to see that just like military bravery, where it is rewarded with a medal, Father Ted Crilly (Dermot Morgan) is also up for an award but he is only second best it seems. I will say he would have been the best at doing the funeral though, Father Dougal McGuire (Ardal O’Hanlon) just shouldn’t have gone anywhere near it. 

It is good to see an empty head helps you sleep.

Sadly, for Mrs Doyle it seems the robots, coffee/tea machines are taking over the world. It is horrible when you can’t remember who someone is. However, good old Mrs Doyle her tea/coffee making days might be under threat but her guess work is firing on all cylinders.

So Father Ted’s award ceremony begins and goes on and on.

When told not to slam a door, you really shouldn’t, it is surprising the devastation it can cause.

With a nod to the films and TV ‘Mission Impossible’ it seems impossible but Dougal doesn’t see Father Todd Unctious (Gerard McSorley) he is however, soon found out and all is well.

This shows that some modern technology is useful and some not so. It is nice to see that in the Priesthood you can still have a laugh in the end.

Merry Christmas

Mum's Monday: Christmas Shopaholic by Sophie Kinsella

When writing a book, essay or indeed anything, it is commonly known the first line is generally known as the hardest to write. This book is genius as it starts with emails exchanged. Although we only see the answers from the store to Mrs Becky Brandon you don’t the questions she asks as the responses say it all. Although what she has asked is not normally asked out loud, I for one and I expect a few others have thought along the same lines.

After a wardrobe malfunction the idea to solve it is very clever. This is a fast paced book, Becky is hosting Christmas and her parents are moving. To me hosting Christmas is great fun, I love Christmas, hence I am reading this book. I do appreciate though that the thought of hosting a family Christmas can be daunting but to Becky who was in the title of this book in a series, as she loves to shop, I would have thought she would be more than up for the challenge. I can see Christmas being an ethical money saving adventure over all.

When organising Christmas, lists are good, I have lists when doing Christmas. I hope the ‘Being Organised’ keeps up but sadly, feel from agreeing to fit church for Suze, Becky is going to try and please everyone and get in a complete muddle. Oh and by the way you can get a Vegan turkey as in Quorn turkey, certainly a Quorn version of a roast or chicken.it is extraordinary the lengths Geoff, sorry Becky goes to, to purchase the perfect Christmas present for Luke. Personally I would just have looked online. There must be more than one out there. I do hope Becky does manage to get it. I also, along with her, think it is perfect. Well better than a costly, you could say nearly stolen dressing gown. 

I am glad Becky has now found a vegan turkey, but I don’t like the pressure the family and friends are putting on her. And it is without the pressure Becky is putting on herself, as I have said before running the risk of trying to please everyone. Keep it simple.

Going off the topic of Christmas for a bit, I don’t agree with all the craft activities the teacher Miss Lucas is setting the children. Not all children’s families are either craft minded or they have very much bigger issues to deal with. I know you should put children first and you still can but maybe not through craft activities at the weekends. Luckily the children are not old enough to compare their work with others. Sadly, parents are though. 

Well going for a drink with Craig didn’t go how I thought it would. This book certainly keeps you on your toes.

I don’t want to really say that anything in this book is annoying but Jess can be, let’s just say, she is/can be ‘Problematic’. Also one thing you really should never do is ‘Ask’ for ideas. Christmas time or any time. Things should be done/worked out by the person/people/family that are hosting it. Again trying to please everyone but not yourself, don’t forget/lose yourself and your own close family at home. A life lesson and I am glad it is acknowledged that asking for ideas was a bad idea. I kind of thought it wouldn’t go well but had no idea how bad it would get in the end.

This book quickly jumps from subject to subject this time it is from a hot tub ‘Party’ on to re-gifting practicalities. Whether you agree or not on both of these topics it gives this story depth. I agree with how Becky is going to solve the re-gifting dilemma but not with what she has in mind for food, if she carries it through. However, it is funny to read. The idea is there if a little over the top maybe. And you can’t have too many Christmas trees can you? With five may be.

I cannot believe that Becky emailed the Norwegian National Dictionary, this made me laugh out loud in total shock, if that is even possible, oh it is, unbelievably funny in other words. Becky is certainly persistent but with so much going on with Jess, there may be a story there but this book is going to keep me guessing for now. Also Janice and Flo are a whole new issue as well, again the storylines give this book depth, as it is good that this is not all about shopping, although if Becky or anyone is shopping she/you really should have taken something to put it in, what a disaster. 

A part I cannot understand is how could the vegan turkey be unavailable as Becky ordered it in good time. This part has gone too far to stress the pressure of hosting Christmas on Becky. Well at least she has some fish as in ‘Pounds’ that can mean either money or weight, Becky also knows now also.

They say ‘Never work with animals or children’. I would have to agree at this point but however, there is some good advice ‘Not to use the minibar in the hotel’ although it is not normally part of the Nativity at Christmas, then again nor is ‘Gucci’ either. This all made me laugh out loud again. It is sad however, that Minnie didn’t get to wear her costume sadly, doing a kind/good deed can have consequences, as they say ‘Act in haste repent at leisure’, is what very much took place so far.

This story is getting a bit silly now, again the turkey was ordered in good time but now is unavailable and to add insult to injury the company is offering ‘Turkey slices’. I am not necessarily going to say that these unbelievable cancelled orders are ruining the story, but it does seem a bit ridiculous. Well how to turn a disaster into something hilarious. Becky’s survey at the supermarket is written extremely well, I love it. And yes it was a shame Steph didn’t witness it. It is lovely to see Steph so cheerful after everything.

What a shock, this story has suddenly taken a very dark turn, I want to say that people can be so ungrateful with the exception of being unwell. All I will say is people should commit.

Two things I am glad Steph really appreciates what Becky did for her and especially for Harvey and as Becky makes one new friend, Luke has made an enemy of Nadine. I am glad it is all out in the open and Christmas can be saved.

Jess’s story is solved, it turns out it was a little special present just before Christmas, the news however, would be special anytime of the year.

So to recap, it is Christmas eve, Becky, so far has a homemade doughnut vegan turkey called ‘Peppa Pig’. She didn’t get the present she wanted for Luke and she also won’t be getting a present from Craig, Nadine or the Norwegian Ambassador, don’t ask you just have to read this book. On the plus side Becky finds out what was on Jess’s mind and it looks like a family and friends Christmas is back on. Becky is just waiting for a last minute food shopping order, let’s see how that pans out shall we?

Wow! Yes, Becky and Luke should really work on Minnie’s speech otherwise Becky wouldn’t have found herself in a terrible predicament on Christmas eve. This part made me feel terrible for her and I was on the edge of my seat. I know that sounds strange when reading a book, as normally that only happens whilst watching a television program or a film, but it just goes to show how well this story has been written and also there is a life lesson to, as just when you think you have everything organised, you can still be thrown a ‘Curve ball’ as they say.

Wow! Again, Steph showing her appreciation saves the shop order and also makes Minnie very happy. It is lovely to see Luke loves his present from Becky and it is no lie ‘she did see it in a window’ and it is genius how they all outwitted Janice. Oh and motherhood, it seems can mellow/change a person it is all heart-warming to read. It is lovely to read Christmas all falls into place.

Well now the story, well part of it is out, of how Becky acquires Luke’s present. The idea of giving a ‘Word’ as a present to each and every one is an amazing genius of an idea and extremely well thought out and written. The one Becky gave Luke starts a whole new chapter in their lives. 

The notifications at the end of this book are both hilarious and heart-warming, in a strange way to me at the same time.

A lovely and interesting book to read, I will miss reading about Luke, Becky and her antics.

Film of the Week: Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Candace Against the Universe

Phineas and Ferb is one of those cartoons that is equally loved by adults and children at the same time. As family friendly shows go, this is one of the best, if not the best - although the latter may be solely of my opinion. The TV show lasted for 4 seasons, which included multiple specials and even a feature-length movie half way through season 3. It’s about 2 step-brothers who want to make the most of their summer holidays by making every single day the best it can possibly be. Phineas Flynn-Fletcher and Ferb both have an incredible imagination and will never let anything get in their way of making every day the best day ever. Their sister, Candace, spends every day trying to bust the boys purely to show her mother that she is capable of taking responsibility and is in charge, regardless of any conditions.

The problem is, she never achieves her goal because of some “mysterious force”, which usually takes the shape of one Perry the Platypus and Dr. Doofenshmirtz battling it out. Perry, a member of the secret organisation “O.W.C.A.” (Organisation Without a Cool Acronym) is tasked to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz from activating his inators. It’s often his inators which make the boys’ inventions disappear before Candace gets a chance to show it off to her mum.

What makes the TV show watchable by adults is the clever jokes and wordplay and by kids is the adventures the kids and Perry gets up to during each episode, and this film is no exception. Whilst this film is set in the same summer that every episode and the previous feature film but this film was made several years after the series had wrapped up, but the finished project doesn’t reflect their time away from the characters and the world they live in - or in this case, the universe.

Every episode has a version of the formula the show is known for, and in some ways, so does the first feature-length film, Journey Across the 2nd Dimension. This film takes a slight detour from that established formula, but what makes the show, the show, hasn’t been lost. It’s still an enjoyable watch and I do highly recommend it for the whole family. Granted, if you’re not familiar with the characters, it may be a little difficult to catch up with what’s going on as it does chuck you right into the action, but the filmmakers wanted to make the best film they could and didn’t let that get in their way. And besides, for those who are interested in watching the film may already be familiar with the show and won’t find it hard, but enjoyable from the beginning.

Thanks for reading

Antony Hudson

(TonyHadNouns)

Mum's Monday: The Vicar of Dibley

Series one: 

Episode one - After the sad passing of the previous vicar, we see an amusing if a little annoying David (Gary Waldhorn) the chairman in the sleepy country village’s parish council committee meeting. We already see the dynamics of the characters in this cleverly worded and executed script. Well the new vicar has arrived, it is brilliant, Geraldine (Dawn French) is bouncy and brilliant, just what the sleepy village needs to be woken up and you could say the alarm clock has just arrived. Also modern life at the start of the introduction of ‘Women vicars’. New beginnings/changes need to be gotten used to. It is actually clever of Alice (Emma Chambers) in a weird kind of way to swap wine to a Blackcurrant brand because of the previous vicar’s small drinking problem. Yes, different but well done. I hate the letter, poor Geraldine this is so sad. I love the vote after though, also Sunday was a success. Yes. ‘Lady Godiva’ not being able to find time to go to the hairdressers would be disappointing. Also the joke highlights yet again one word can mean two things as the English language strikes again.

This program/series reminds me of the films Sister Act and Sister Act 2 with Whoopi Goldberg who plays Deloris. She turns around the fortunes of a sleepy convent and a failing school. Much like what Geraldine does to the sleepy village.

Episode two - "Song of Praise" (BBC) is interested in coming to Dibley. Also it is amusing to hear that ‘Lady Chatterley’s Lover’ by D.H. Lawrence referred to, as an informative gardening program, this is so cleverly scripted. Dibley needs a choir and talent, Owen’s (Roger Lloyd Pack) a surprise. It seems Songs of Praise is causing quite a stir in the village. It also seems being on TV is harder than it looks, and a lot of wrong numbers. And you shouldn’t replace S with Fs. The joke again shows one word can mean two things.

Episode three - there is an Autumn Fayre to organise. They want it to be better than last year, but it seems it couldn’t get worse. Well now ‘Reg Dwight’ (Philip Whitchurch) to the rescue. It is lovely to see everyone is getting into the spirit of the occasion. It is amusing to hear the most unsuitable person on the loudspeaker/tannoy. And enter Reg Dwight, apparently it is not the first time. Why is he on the tannoy? It is funny but a little irritating though. A hug for Kylie (Kylie Minogue herself) good old Kylie she is a good sport. Yes, well done Dibley, very entertaining. The joke is ‘A hard one’ to understand.

Episode four - you could say this is a ‘Great’ start to this episode. I want to say that later the script was good but Geraldine was muffled by a scared Alice so who knows if this is amusing to watch. Now a tree has come through and broken the stained glass window in the church. This is sad enough but no one can remember what was in the window. This is so funny/’Loony’. Frank (John Bluthal) to the rescue although there is a lot you ‘Can’t do’ David and Princess Anne, but first there is some fun-d raising to do, I say fun because the ideas are hilarious. Geraldine is sneaky. Sadly, it seems when you lie you may hear the actual truth. I like Geraldine’s version of the swear box and now work can start and a lesson never ask children about ‘Noah’s ark’ animals or in fact anything, well ‘Who is your dad?’ might just might be allowed or not. The TV news is sad and the window and view is yes, indeed ‘Beautiful’ a lovely ending. The joke sadly, Alice likes her ‘Knock Knock’ jokes. Geraldine quite rightly doesn’t.

Episode five - it is lovely to see that it is Frank's birthday, not so lovely the cake. David’s speech, although cleverly scripted and to find out David is ‘District councillor’ and the buses don’t run through the village anymore. Happy birthday Frank. Politics has definitely hit Dibley, the vicar and the ‘Golf course’ good on you Geraldine. The joke takes some thinking about not for, or for Alice anyway. 

Episode six - is it ‘Butter’ or not? Just ask Alice or not as the case maybe. It is heart-warming to see the funeral. It was so sweet, I want to say unusual and yes, people see it all as a family. It is a lovely idea for the church to do a service for the animals of the village. Sadly, the logistics are pointed out, but if we let little things like ‘Toilet humour’ and newspapers get in the way/worry us we wouldn’t do anything. No, the vicar should not be replaced. Alice makes sadly, a good point. What with ‘Bread and butter surprise’ snails and pumpkin rivalry, it is all happening in Dibley. Well it's an ‘Animal’ day success and well said Hugo (James Fleet) lovely. The joke, more toilet humour.

Series two: 

Episode one - well from what we hear the play could have gone better and a review of it although would be very funny it just wouldn’t be suitable for the parish newsletter. Also yes, if you are going to reveal that someone is ‘Coming’ then yes, a heads up on dates would be good although in this case it really does depend on one, who is coming and two, the context of the revelation. This part of the script is really clever and funny. 26 years is time enough I would say and now Geraldine is on the case, yes, but now this could take a while. It is Owen’s lucky day this is, with mixed feelings, funny to watch. Alice and Hugo’s relationship is so funny and cute to see. I don’t like how David takes the news of Alice and Hugo. oh no, good save Geraldine. Love is in the air, well loosely. Now drinking is not considered to be a good idea to solve problems, but in this comedic case Geraldine is now off the hook. I still don’t like David’s reaction, it is heart-warming to hear Hugo’s response though. Alice ‘You are the verger’, this is so funny. The joke, yes Alice you had better be careful, oh the victims.

Episode two - ‘Best kept village’ ‘54th’ enough said and too much said about the village that came 53rd. St Barnabas is 650 years old and a radio station is coming to the village. Someone likes (Cadbury) Curly wurlys. the prize for 'Best broadcaster' causes quite a clever and funny stir at the meeting. The radio week doesn't get off to a great start. David's phone in causes another stir. I like how Geraldine has a way with words. This highlights you have to be careful who is listening when you quote your father. Frank is now on the radio he is very coming out informative but was anyone listening?. The Dibley quiz, I love the jingle, I also want to say the quiz was rigged but actually no laws have been broken, the joke. this shows that sadly, even God may miss sometimes.

Episode three - sadly, yes, David it was a dream, the meetings never go as smoothly as highlighted by the date that is 'Settled' on for the 'Valentines gala night'. Item two, well almost, the gala has amusingly gone from no clothes to 'A costume' at least, also the vicar's 'Media career' is over, not over, over, not over? Now with the late great 'Terry Wogan' (Himself) and the wonderful ballet dancer ‘Darcey Bussell’ (Herself) sadly, Geraldine/Alison has lost her voice. with ticket loosely sales, ok, that is worse. Fame has hit Dibley in the papers, sadly, 'A sad day'. Great idea Alice but I don't think it would work. Oh no, gala night this is cringingly awkward but in the nature of the program/village we shouldn't  really expect anything else for comedy value. I love the ending and Darcey is a good sport. The joke, oh poor budgie.

Episode four - who'd have thought that 'Naming a new road' could be so well repetitive this is comedically strange but somewhat predictable. Hugo is getting married 'Words of wisdom?' Alice's wedding dress? so many questions and cartoons. David is not impressed. Hello Simon (Clive Mantle). 'Blondes' And it wouldn't be a wedding without speeches, 'No, no, no no' when the point is eventually made it is actually heart-warming to hear. Alice's hen night is unfortunately too revealing, but now I see the point of the name of the 'New road'. Be careful what you say to Owen. It's Alice and Hugo's wedding, 'Wrong church' I didn't see that coming. Well the wedding, clever but off the children's chart topping wall. well she's next! for, made, sure. 'Liverpool?' no don't leave, she's not but the honeymooners are in their far too soon 'Barbados' holiday outfits. Now it is like firework night. The joke, for someone else this time, well you win a deal and lose a deal 'Stay' this is heart-warming to hear.

Series three: 

Episode one - well the honeymoon took 14 months but it was nice to hear Hugo being ever so helpful. It is nice to hear that the bedroom furniture has it’s places and now Alice, is well, thinks she is going to be as ‘Big as a walrus’. Luckily Geraldine is there to set her straight. I really don’t think that the test was reliable enough. Uncle Simon causes quite a stir, certainly for the vicar. At the meeting I would like to ‘Apologise’ with everyone else, for as I am just watching it and ‘Not there’. Oh Frank that is too much information, Owen’s face, it is so funny. Well David is going to be a Grandad. Again Owen’s face. Geraldine was expecting someone else, Oh too many visitors and an item of special clothing. I like the sound of a good hotel in ‘Wales’. Good times. I like the new word. Also what a lovely speech Simon makes. It is so funny but yes, ‘Thank you Jim’ (Trevor Peacock). The courting scenes are amusing, crazy but lovely to watch, sadly, David has his opinions. Oh Simon, how could you? The timing of the drilling is brilliant and it now seems the village needs their vicar back. Oh wow, Alice saves the day. 3 legs? Oh no oh no wrong letter. What a lovely Banner. The joke, I like that Alice wants to put in a helpful ‘Order’.

Episode two - this highlights ‘Glue’ can be dangerous. The village needs a ‘Christmas show’ Alice you are a genius, never thought I’d say that, oh well back to normal status. Let the auditions begin. Um ok then, who’d have thought there were so many ‘Kings’. Alice and Hugo are actually quite good at improvising. I like it. It would be interesting to see ‘King Herods’ nicer side. The rehearsals are not going well, poor Geraldine, yes, it is a good poster. Alice, what great acting? The whole thing is amusing to watch and very very convincing. Although some of the script for the play is not the original. I do love how Jim, David and Geraldine all help, well done Alice. This is heart-warming to watch and welcome vicar or better still Geraldine. The joke, it is good to know there is some ‘Cream’

Episode three - once again it is all happening, a creche and a christening. I love the idea of ‘God-grandparents’. Sadly, not Owen’s reasoning behind it though. It is also nice that the meeting is all ‘Agreeable’. I like the lesson in breast feeding. What a clever baby. With the christening looming there are a lot of loose comedy to be had with ‘Names’. Although David isn’t laughing that is until he hears what Geraldine tells him. The baby was asleep, the signs helped and now it is amusing and I agree ‘No swearing’ the new arrival has changed things somewhat. One question, ‘Why are you having Geraldine christened? The answers are amusing. Now Geraldine is baby sitting, one word ‘Yuk’. so the creche then, ok. Now David wants a ‘Chat’ this is amusing and heart-warming to hear. I am so glad Owen ran some things by Geraldine about teaching the baby before becoming her Godfather. Now it is sad to hear why David is not at the meeting yet. Oh Jim you. Luckily David has arrived and causes quite a romantic stir. Yet again, Geraldine is ‘Right’. Poor David. Now the christening. This is loud, crazy but strangely amusing to watch. The outfit is very thoughtful. The joke was ‘Super invisible’ and no she shouldn’t be ‘Ashamed’ it was funny.

Episode four - Hugo has brought baby Geraldine to the meeting. It is amusing to see David try and keep everything under control. The summer has been very hot. It is amusing that Jim has come to the attention of the ‘Police’ and cars do get dirty especially at 2am in the morning. I don’t like Geraldine’s washing up skills but Alice watering the plants may introduce a new way, water, air there is no difference is there? I love Geraldine’s optimism on water. It looks terribly miss-guided at the meeting. The statue for Dibley sadly, a no go. They just need water. Sadly, Dibley should be careful what they wish for. This is extremely sad to watch. He wasn’t so ‘Ready’ Jim got signatures but not for the cause. No don’t let ‘Money talk’ or an inside toilet. I am glad it was never ‘Proven’ of Frank. I am also glad the value of the village is recognised, and some. Well they wanted the publicity. Good news all round. The statue is perfect, the future not sadly, for Geraldine the past. The joke, yes, ‘Sticky’ or at least sometimes.

Series four: 

Episode one - ‘The best Christmas’ ever or Geraldine has just wasted the best ten years of her life. Now item one. Alice is now on top form and the conversation gets silly but really very clever until it comes time for Alice to leave. So now ‘Item four’ the celebration of the vicar’s ‘!0th Birthday’ sorry ‘Anniversary’. You can learn a lot from this program. ‘Catholics’ are not ‘Church of England’. I love Hugo’s idea for writing a new Christmas carol, more entries are now needed. Wow, things have changed over the last 10 years, Geraldine has a visitor much to Alice’s awkwardness. David has now seriously regretted giving Hugo and Alice the house. And Geraldine is not, however much it is accepted and referenced ‘Gay’. the carol competition is a bit ‘Next’. The party plans are coming along with sausages and controversial chocolate shapes. Poor Frank. And now the party and what a surprising but fantastic speech Frank made. The ‘Chocolate fountain’ is perfect as well, Geraldine is really getting into it. Not good really with the next visitor though. Oh dear, midnight mass. Well said Alice. Next is so amusingly funny to watch, well almost. Oh Alice what a present, but nice speech David until. The joke, it would make Christmas dinner fairer.

Episode two - I have to sadly agree with Alice they have all been ‘Let down’ true to her word, poor Owen, I thought life began at 40 not what Alice said. The letters are, I see, not what the vicar had in mind although the ‘McVitie Jaffa Cakes’ went down well. However, Jim’s letter is moving. Now we have the question of Geraldine’s Birthday present. The idea after ‘4 thoughts’ I agree is a good one. Well until the day of the ‘Speed dating’. This episode has taken a downturn. I forgot about the lights outside Sainsbury’s, sorry the Poverty campaign. Which the campaign is a nice thing to do having seen the website. 

Series five: 

Episode one - the villagers are turning into absentees from London. I like the idea of a newsletter. I think Alice should do ‘Who do you think you are?’ Now Geraldine is off to meet the new arrival to the village which ‘We hate’, sorry ‘Welcome’. Trust Alice to inform him. I like the ‘Art class’ sadly, not much painting going on, I feel Geraldine didn’t think it through very well. It feels awkward how Geraldine and Harry (Richard Armitage) talk or not talk about their jobs to begin with. The vicar and the accountant. Well the ‘Book club’ is a non-starter. No one has read the book and nice ‘Cake’. It is, however, salvaged by ‘Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne’. And no ears should be cut off at the next art class. Oh he has been spotted, Geraldine shows a great deal of Gymnastics. And well at least they did some painting this time. Harry ever the accountant, 3rd date. Oh no who is that? It is a little silly how Geraldine is not seen. Yep a book of chocolate, I see that coming. Also Geraldines dream is brilliant, and yes it should have been ‘Me’ /Geraldine. Now the newsletter oh we have a page 3, 4 and a disturbing page 5 girl. Well it is all very disturbing and beyond. Alice reckons, Geraldine for Pope, this is amusing to hear, until she carries on and then she suddenly makes a little sense. I believe there are some cross wires on the wedding arrangements, oh ‘Sister’. One happy lady, it is all heart-warming and loud to watch.

Episode two - ‘Life before the vicar’ less lively I would say, and yes Geraldine can be spoiled for one day, there is a lot to plan, until the wedding ‘Present’. A lovely gesture but? And now the ‘This is your life’ this part should have been called ‘This is not your life’. Now nostalgia has set in, this is all lovely to hear and the planned wedding is going ahead. The mask is interesting, the flowers are wet and Geraldine just cannot get any sleep. It is the wedding day. 5 minutes, oh no devastating what is it with Geraldine and puddles. Ever the vicar, on the face of it, it goes well. Almost again ever the vicar. It is so heart-warming to watch. One happy marriage. The joke is a good piece of advice and thank you Harry.

Mum's Monday: Psycho Prom Queen

It is lovely to see how the school is handling the alleged suicide of a fellow teacher. Working with such a sensitive subject has to be done right.

Well, true to form, it seems every school has one, the ‘Popular girl’ so why should this school drama be any different?

It is sad to see Julie (Zoe McLellan) after suffering the loss of her mother now having to deal with the loss of a friend as well. I am so glad she has some help.

Well, I don’t like Amy (Allie MacDonald) I hate how she seems to have so much influence over the school. This should not be allowed in any school and should be a lesson for teachers when working in a school. However, not everyone sees it Amy’s way, Amy actually seems creepy. She has some serious issues. 

It is a lovely dress, however, the speech is a little over the top. Amy’s world is not all as it seems with her. I don’t like that almost everyone is blind to her ways. This film has depth, Amy is dangerous.

I thought differently for Joanne (Anana Rydvald) but it still involved Amy. The twist is ultimately better news than what could have been.

Something has to be done with her and not just because of the threat over the ‘Maths test’. The script is clever how the character of Amy has a way with words and is manipulative with them also.

Sadly, it is not wise that we see Joanne risking the test. Julie although on the case, and sadly, taking a risk also, but it is nice to see Julie being or trying to be the bigger person.

It is like in this film they have tried to put every popular, mean and manipulative girl/person into one character.

Oh! That is so cleverly worked out by Julie. Who’d have thought that an unknown postcard by Amy could be off help? That is perfect, right time, right place, hopefully Julie and others will get some answers, if the danger can be overcome. Just a little more patience. I am shocked at this part. It is so annoying. Please let Amy’s mum act before it is too late. 

Although I can see the ‘Prom’ going ahead again a little more patience is needed. I now love how the mum’s joined forces and that Julie is believed. I also love how ‘Prom’ night is actually Amy’s downfall, while she is concentrating on the/her perfect Prom the mums are free to roam, and justice is served.

Mum's Monday: The Radio Talk Show Killer

‘The Doctor Jill show’ (Georgina Haig) I like the advice that Doctor Jill gives over the radio. It does all make sense. Sadly, unfortunately some of it is tragically misinterpreted. It shows/highlights that you have to be very careful what advice you do give out. This can be dangerous with a wide range of listeners of all different attitudes and ways/lives. The shock scenes are perfectly done/acted.

I understand why Doctor Jill is now off air. What I don’t like is that everyone seems to be putting money, ratings and not taking Jill’s emotions into consideration after what happened. Although What happened wasn’t necessarily Jill’s fault. I feel that a little respect as to how she is feeling wouldn’t go amiss.

‘Do a show you want’ that may work? It is also lovely to see someone Jill did help. It is also now nice to see her back. I hope she knows what she is doing?. Yes, she’s got it.

I don’t like Ron (Jonathan Dubsky). He has Jill back, against the odds, the show went well after the yes, unconfirmed tragedy but what ever happened the idea of it did hit Jill hard, and Ron still wants more. I don’t feel that he is one, in tune with Jill and two, in tune with the listeners of the show. I also don’t like all the focus on a ‘Catchphrase’. It sounds so trivial compared to people’s lives.

Ratings again. It is sad to see jobs on the line. Sadly, it seems in radio or any other business the cold truth of it is always there. Now there is a name/caller that causes a shock but the good news is the caller is ok. I hate ‘Prank’ callers. Although a ‘Recording’ is mentioned it could be dodgy? This is intriguing.

This has turned sinister and should anyone be opening a package they were not expecting just like that? Although for the nature of the film it had to happen that way. An autograph, they know how to build tension. It is annoying to see the police are unwilling to help. Some of it could be personal though. This highlights the risks involved in being in the public eye.

Jill is on the case but it could be too late. It is such a shock and why her? At least now the police are now doing their job. The music that is played over the police station scenes adds to the atmosphere of what is happening. It is so sad all that is happening, what is going on? I knew it. Wrong one.

Ron is being Ron. I really don’t like him now he is getting worse. Oh and my instinct about someone else. I did think there was something about him. I thought it was just me being cynical but he is up to something. What exactly is not so clear. I don’t like that there is so much distrust I am feeling watching these characters in this film.

The only person I trust is Jill and I like how she is dealing with all that is happening. Sadly, it is not nice that she is doing this on her own. Although the police have stepped up this is great to see as the truth should now come out, I hope. 

It is him, ‘Sorry’ really, that just isn't enough. It is sad to see that he gets off lightly as to what he did. Now someone else is in the mix. Him, not him. Now what/who? Oh! No it was the least expected person and ‘She’ was involved. I didn’t see that coming and it all fell into place. We also have to remember that people are someone's relative somewhere out there. Such a tragic shock so sad.

The Written Podcast: In Defence of Supernatural - The Finale

 It seems there is an unfortunate pattern when it comes to ending a popular TV show. It doesn’t go well. It can be difficult to get the tone of the finale correct, especially after so many years. For the most part, the worst finales are talked about more than the good ones, an understandable reaction considering loyal fans have been following the show since the beginning and would like to say goodbye to the characters in a meaningful way. Whilst I haven’t seen Dexter or Game of Thrones, I do know that the finales destroyed the show. Game of Thrones stood out above the rest simply because it was the most talked about and watched TV show year after year and then, after the 8th, is not even mentioned once. Not a single person who was once a fan of the show is recommending people to watch the first 7 seasons, but instead have completely turned their back on the entire show, a feat that’s remarkable in its own right, to be honest. And I haven’t seen many articles talking about Dexter anymore, but only mentioned on those top ten lists talking about the worst finales.

Supernatural could have easily gone down that route, but it thankfully hasn’t. Lasting for an outstanding 15 seasons, the long running ghost-hunting, demon-killing, God-fighting series came to an end a couple of weeks ago, and has generated a few debates. It split the fanbase down the middle - some are happy; some are mad; there is no in between. Looking at it simply, it did seem strange that for someone who, in the previous episode, defeated God himself after a lengthy battle be stopped by a rusty nail. It seemed strange that Dean, a human being, spent 15 seasons going up against the most powerful ghosts, demons, Gods, and everything else in between being stopped by a group of vampires. 

Looking at it in regards to the entire series as whole, it no longer becomes simple as there’s a lot to unpack. Since the very first episode, Sam (Jared Padelecki) has been wanting to lead a normal life, away from all the hunting. He only got dragged back in when his brother, Dean (Jensen Ackles) came knocking on his door stating their dad had gone missing on a “hunting trip”. At the end of the first episode, his then girlfriend was killed off by an entity who we now know to be the yellow-eyed demon and prince of hell, Azazel, who also took the life of their mother who had made a deal with him to spare their dad’s life, John some years prior to the first episode. Over the 15 seasons there has been so much lore explored about the world in which Sam and Dean live, but fundamentally, even though he had accepted the life of a hunter, Sam never forgot his one true desire of living a normal life. And Dean never forgot that deep down, he knew he was destined to go out as a hunter.

It was obvious that the show was planned to only be 5 seasons long, ending with the climactic battle between Lucifer and Micael, two archangels, which would have seen the end of the world. The Apocalypse was prevented by Sam and Dean, specifically with Sam’s sacrifice which landed him in hell, trapped in the cage with Lucifer. The end of the 5th season had Chuck (who we gradually learnt to be God himself) stating that no story is ever truly over before mysteriously vanishing into thin air.

Skipping ahead to the 19th episode of season 15, we see them defeating God by taking his power away from him, making him mortal. The last scene of the episode saw Sam and Dean sitting in their bunker making a toast to everyone they’ve lost along the way, stating that they’re finally free from God’s plan/story. Ultimately, God had been the one writing their story from the very beginning. Long before they were even born, God was writing their story, making sure specific things were in place to make for a good story. A few episodes, including the show’s 200th episode, heavily focused on the fact that they were a part of a story, and by taking away God’s power, they were finally free from that story, enabling them to go about their lives as they choose.

The finale episode of Supernatural saw Sam and Dean fight a nest of Vampires. They win, but Dean gets stabbed in the back by a rusty nail. He begged Sam to let him go, to not find another way and to keep his word once he’s gone; to live a normal life. Again, it did seem strange that the episode prior saw him go toe to toe with God himself, but as explained above, he was no longer a part of a story written by God. Jack, who had become the new God, stated clearly that he was not going to be as hands on as Chuck was, saying “that was his mistake,” before disappearing. Seeing Dean go out so simply does seem weird, but it does put into perspective of all the time he could have died before. How many times could Dean have died, and how many times has Dean actually died - each time he has survived and came back to life because it was a part of God’s story. Because God was no longer influencing events anymore, unfortunately, for Dean, he does go out relatively simply compared to all the complex situations he had survived through.

Sam and Dean are hunters, so though acknowledging that they’re finally free doesn’t stop them from hunting. Sam has been through so much that leaving the life they’ve lived for so long doesn’t seem like an option anymore. It’s only after Dean begged him to give up that life does he finally remember what he had always wanted. Dean’s story ended the way he always knew it would, and Sam’s story ended the way he always wanted it to; and ended they both knew since the very beginning, and for that reason I found the ending to be a poetic final bow before the credits rolled.

Of course, I would like to see more of Sam’s normal life, have him tell his son, Dean, of his uncle - and tell stories of what he used to do when he’s all grown up. Of course I would love to see Sam’s son’s story more so we can better understand who he is. Because I want more, and I know many more of us fans want more, shows just how strong Supernatural as a series is - we just have to accept that it’s over.

Watching the first episode, knowing what they’re going to be involved in and how their story is going to end puts a whole new perspective on the characters. The incredible amount of knowledge we know about everything, from their mother and father, to who’s pulling the strings behind the scenes. That level of dramatic irony doesn’t come often, and I believe it will make fans of the show rewatch it over and over again whilst inviting new people to watch alongside, because I know I will. Supernatural will not go the way of Game of Thrones, because it will be watched and recommended many times in the future, and if we talk about it a lot, maybe they’ll continue the story. Sam and Dean’s story ended in the way they knew it would since the beginning, but what they never knew was what was going to happen along the way.

Thanks for reading

Antony Hudson

(TonHadNouns)

Film of the Week: The Lie (heavy spoilers)

Warning, Spoilers throughout

Created by Blumhouse Productions and distributed by Amazon Studios, this Amazon Original film, Lie is a psychological horror about Kayla Logan (Joey King) attempting to bring her family together by confessing to pushing her friend, Brittany (Devery Jacobs), over a bridge and into the water. The plan was meant to work both ways, allowing Brittany to go off and see her boyfriend uninterrupted by anyone for a few days. The plan works perfectly for Brittany, but for Kayla, things began to unravel very quickly and she soon realises she should have thought things through before agreeing to the plan.

What I wanted to talk about mainly in this article is the twist at the end, when we discover that Brittany is still alive. It does it's very best to showcase the twist as if it came out of nowhere, and for the characters, Brittany walking in is certainly an jaw-dropper moment, because they're struggling to believe that she could be there, especially after all that they've been through; but it doesn't give us, the audience, much to ponder about.

Like every other movie that has a twist at the end, there are subtle clues littered throughout that we usually spot during the second viewing, once the twist had been fully revealed and we know exactly what's going on. The entire viewing experience is then shrouded in a strong sense of dramatic irony, and it's the collective talent of the filmmakers to keep us entertained and hooked despite our knowledge of what's going to happen. A very good twist will change the way the film feels entirely, and you'll wish you could go back and watch it for the first time again. Lie didn't have that for me. It had the subtle clues, there's no doubt about that, but it had that strong sense that something was going to happen, and when it does, we don't necessarily feel shocked that Brittany is still alive.

OK, so, let me elaborate a little more. It is fair to say that the sense that something was going to happen is a far statement to make, considering we weren't given all the clues to figure out exactly what was going to happen, so when Brittany walks in through the door, the viewing experience during that scene isn't entirely fueled by shock, but intermingled with the sense of relieve that it finally happened. But, the film doesn't do enough overall whilst building up that scene to create the impact that scene deserved. The concept was definitely there, because it's easy to see what was intended, but unfortunately didn't convey enough to enlighten that scene to its full potential.

Mum's Monday: The Incredibles 2

This is a direct continuation of the first film and I love that the villain, a miner, is called ‘Underminer’ (John Ratzenberger). I can see why the Incredibles are in trouble but I can also see how they wanted to help. It is sad that it didn’t work out as well as it could have done.

There is an amazing attention to detail in the animation where Mr Incredible (Craig T. Nelson) picks up a piece of broccoli with his chopsticks and it falls back into the takeaway box. The conversation around the dinner table is clever and interesting to listen to. It is difficult deciding between the law, fairness and good parenting.

This film is strong in making you see that there are two sides to every story. Mr Incredible has to be careful, Elastigirl (Holly Hunter) versus the role of wife. There are some very in depth conversations in this film. I like the new house, it is homely. With a hint of fun.

This film sparked a few debates among fans with its take on a stay-at-home dad, not in the sense it shouldn't be depicted in a children's movie, but for the fact that it was shown with delicate care and attention to make it as accurate as possible whilst keeping it true to the superhero lives the family lead. Mr Incredible slowly growing tireder and tireder until he's at the point he asks for help says a lot, and is a valuable lesson to be taught, highlighting just how modern Pixar is. And yes why would they change maths?

Also I don’t like the idea of the forced, waiting, looking for crime or something bad to happen. Well that is a twist. Meanwhile at home, that poor raccoon but at least else where the train was saved.

It is all happening, from a returned car, a swimming pool and one almighty sneezing fit. The baby Jack-Jack (Eli Fucile) has super powers. I like that the baby was given a ball of ice to lick/chew on.

I knew something was wrong, a disgruntled family member also it is, although not nice. Clever that Elastigirl’s flaw has been found, it turns out it is the cold. I don’t like how an innocent person has been sent to jail, even if the ‘Pizza’ was cold. 

What an ‘Incredible’ action packed and embarrassing ending. This is funny to watch play out right near the end 

The Pixar theory that is linked to this film is that the magic from ‘Brave’ transformed the family into superheroes in the first one and has carried on through this second film also.

Mum's Monday: The Incredibles

In the interviews at the start of this film they might have a point, I agree with what they said. This is worth listening to when you first put this film on. It's an interesting take on superhero-ing. They are being interviewed as if they were normal people, because although they have superpowers, they are just generally normal people - a trope that is portrayed thoughout the movie. Normal family, 

It seems crime fighting never ends and just what Mr Incredible (Craig T. Nelson) wants a hanger on ‘Fan’. The ejector seat was a surprise, but I realise I should have guessed. Shame that it only worked for the short term.

Pixar does what other animation studios are too afraid to do, and that's explore a few heavy topics. Mr Incredible saves someone who was attempting suicide, and as a result, is now being sued for causing him daily pain. It's never been portrayed before that someone of the general public didn't want to be saved, and whilst the scene is brief and the turn of events are told via narration, there's a lot to unpack from that one scene. Mr Incredible then was sued again after stopping a runaway train, because he injured people in the process. The public and politicans turn against him and all superhero kind, forcing them to live normal lives and keep their secret identity their only identity. This sets up the segue of seeing Bob Parr working in a cramped office space, battling it out with an pensioner on whether she was allowed an extension on her mortgage.

What is often not seen either when it comes to kids having superpowers, is them having fun using them. In most media, having superpowers at a young age is a great burden to have upon their shoulders, but Dash enjoys his powers and uses them with confidence that he will get away with what he's doing, even if what he is doing is pulling a prank - but what kid doesn't pull pranks. But with Bob Parr, who knows the value of keeping his powers a secret, can't always hide his strength, sometimes struggle. In a fit of rage he hurts in manager, something which causes his job and now has to relocate - and dreading that conversation with his wife, Helen, he gets annoyed with his car and picks up his car, presumably to smash it into pieces to let out some steam, but is caught by a child riding a tricycle. Normally, when a child says they've seen something as absurd as someone lifting a car, everyone would disbelive them instantly, but in a world full of people who are aware there are superpowered individuals walking around, makes you wonder what the child's parents would have thought when he told them what he saw.

Now things have just got ‘Super hero’ again, sorry all work conferences and the apparent ‘Middle age spread’ scenes are small but amusing to see. Is the robot defeated? Not quite. Now that's what I would call an ‘Inside job’. This is very clever.

You can safely say ‘No capes’ I can see why. They can be/are so dangerous. This is an eye opener as most superheroes wear capes.

I don’t agree with the secret being kept within a marriage although not for long with another new outfit(s). 

It is sad to see Mr Incredible’s past catch up with him, He went from wanting to work alone to needing someone there to help him and back him up, as Syndrome's plan was just too much for one superhero. This is an excellent way of potraying that life lesson.

It is interesting to see how you can, by being elastic you can be a parachute or a boat. It is like she is a ‘Shapeshifter’.

It is nice to hear that strength can come in many forms. Seeing Dash and Violet finding their powers and using them to escape the bad guys was action packed.

I want to say ‘Road trip’ but a jet plane is neither a car or on a road, for the whole family, I knew they were there somewhere, well not the baby, he is being looked after by someone who talks a lot.

This film is getting domesticated, the world is in trouble but the evening his wife has planned is more important and it seems that a woman can navigate afterall.

Yes, capes are dangerous, the baby has super powers and yes, I agree the ending is ‘Wicked’

This film is the first and has been recognised as having the best family of superheroes in it. The theory for this film is that the magic from the Pixar film ‘Brave’ has now evolved and given the family and the other characters in this film their special powers.

Mum's Monday: Us

Episode one, The concept of this series is brilliant. The reaction to the separation conversation is well done and realistic. The flashback scenes are not great and seem, at the moment, to me, unnecessary. The list is well thought out and so the holiday begins. The flashback scenes are becoming clearer as to why. I suppose when there is a possible split you sometimes have to go back and try and recapture why a couple got together, fell in love and got married. I would say at the moment it is a typical holiday well as typical as it can be with an organised money conscious Dad. The scooters are a fun touch. Now, awkward in so many more ways than one. I have just realised that Douglas (Tom Hollander) and Connie (Saskia Reeves) are like and remind me of the characters Leonard (Johnny Galecki) and Penny (Kaley Cuoco) from the American sitcom series The Big Bang Theory. I wouldn’t like to think of them splitting up but this series Us is like a glimpse into their future as Leonard and Penny were newly weds and about to be parents as Penny was pregnant at the end of the show's run. This may sound strange but the scenario works for me.

Episode two, I am not sure about the conversation once the family arrives in Belgium. I like the reference to having walked from Brussels and now the relationship between father and son is saved for now, until well, when in Amsterdam. It is nice to see Douglas beginning to embrace the party mood. It is now sad to see that Douglas goes against his son and now Connie is obviously not happy, I hope it isn’t too late.

Episode three, The quiz was awkward. These scenarios give depth to Douglas’s character and although not over the top, I hope it doesn’t go that way. The series isn’t going as I thought but I suppose in the nature of this program things have to get worse before, I hope they get better. So much more worse. Now what? Sienna and worse. This is turning out to be a dark episode. I want to say I am glad Douglas and Kat (Thaddea Graham) have made a connection but there is just too much of the wrong information in the script before/until you get to the useful knowledge needed. I like where Douglas is staying. It is very resourceful.

Episode four, ‘It’s a trap’ no, and no it is not ‘A Crime to care’. It is heart-warming to see father and son reconnect. I cannot believe that Douglas broke up younger Albie’s (Charlie Archer) dinosaur. It is good to see a son and talking to his mother. Also it is amusing to hear that older Albie (Tom Taylor) is treating the hotel room well ‘Like a hotel’. Yes, Dad should go, it is lovely to see Douglas having fun, he should loosen up a bit more though, yes. Well well I didn’t see that information coming. Although some of it is amusing to hear, Douglas ever stops moaning and complaining. Oh no poor Douglas and yes, Douglas needs to rethink. It is lovely to now see Connie has arrived in Spain. Now back home and sadly back to reality. Yes, and wait and see what happens next. The ending did make me smile, some things just weren't meant to be and someone was meant to be. I can see that now.

Film of the Week: Mulan

I have a confession to make, and it's one many would consider controversial. I hadn't seen the original animated version of Mulan before seeing this live-action remake. I knew of the story, and the message it was portraying; I believed I knew enough of the film that I felt like I had watched it via proxy. I know this will come across as a shock to many - it is a classic Disney animation, and I take full responsibility for letting that down by not watching it properly, and then going ahead with the live-action remake first. I have grown up with the original, so it's no excuse that I haven't taken the opportunity to take the time to enjoy it, and so I take full responsibility for offending that film by acknowledging I had the time but chose to watch the live-action remake instead.

There are two answers to the question: Why is Disney remaking their catalogue of animated films into live-action versions? Those answers are: Money; and to update and allow a new generation be entertained by Disney's properties. The counterarguments are: Disney doesn't need any more money as they have massive franchises such as Marvel and Star Wars which are making literally billions at the box office per movie; and the best way to introduce a new generation to Disney's catalogue is to let them watch the original animated versions, otherwise those will soon be lost in time.

Disney's decision to remake their animated films into live-action versions have been met with nearly universal confusion, mainly because the ones they have released haven't exactly lifted the bar any higher. Animation allows for wilder scenes and impossible moments whereas live-action has to adhere to physics. Although, CGI have come along way that with the amount of money Disney has in their back account, it does seem strange that they're not spending the necessary money to recreate those moments. I touched upon it in a previous article, about the live-action Dumbo's pink elephants scene. That scene in the animated film stuck with me and many more. It was scary and spooky that we knew we should hide behind the sofa, but it was colourful and the music was bouncy that we were drawn to watching it. We were both scared and curious at the same time, and the live-action version failed to grasp even 10% of that madness.

What I'm trying to say is, in my defense for not watching the animated version of Mulan before the live-action version, it did give me the chance to see the film from the perspective of a new generation. Although, admittedly, not entirely from that perspective, because to truly experience that side of the film, I'd need to have zero knowledge of the film beforehand, whereas I knew what I was going to watch before the Disney logo appeared on my screen. Watching the story unfold properly for the first time gave me an insight to what Disney is trying to do with the remakes, but speaking with experience, if I were to watch Dumbo's live action version before the animated one, I'd be missing out on the fantastic pink elephants scene. What have I missed in the original Mulan that wasn't either accurately portrayed or not even included?

I did enjoy the live-action Mulan - everyone played their parts exceptionally well, especially Yifei Liu who played the titular character, Mulan, but I now feel obligated to watch the animated version even more now to catch up on what I missed. 

Thanks for reading

Antony Hudson

(TonyHadNouns)

Mum's Monday: Under A Watchful Eye by Adam Nevill

I know you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover, but on this paperback version, published in 2017, I love the grey atmospheric colouring and the image of the house/mansion. This is what first appealed to me to pick up and read the back paragraph and then to read this book.

If Seb is correct in who he thinks is watching him I have to ask that with the doubts that Seb has why doesn’t he ‘Google’ him. I did wonder if he had the means with his laptop but then remembered that he was going to ‘Google’ the ‘Doctor’, so yes, Seb has the means to find out what happened to this person. So far this is a really good book. At last, I like that it now mentions searching the web. It may be a long shot, but like I basically said it is worth doing.

I like that Seb has someone to confide in, but sadly, this still leaves some unanswered questions. 

I was glad that someone else had seen what Seb was seeing, but I don’t like how it affected her. I also don’t like the idea that Seb will now be on his own again going through a terrible time either.

If you want to read this book you need a strong stomach. Some of the descriptions in this story could turn a stomach quite easily.

This book has taken a different turn as to what I had expected. What does Ewan want? I am not sure whether Seb should help or not. Although I can picture a better Ewan to come, what I can picture and what actually could happen later on can be two very different things. As you can see this book can make you think up possible future scenarios within it so I don’t want to put this book down to see what really happens in this story.

Whilst reading a part about Ewan having stayed at Sebs a second night this reminded me of the film(s) Insidious with Patrick Wilson where a person is basically in two places at once like an out of body experience. It is sad to read about what happened afterwards. This book is clever, dark and although annoying to read that an uninvited visitor is creating so much disruption. I sense that things are about to change.

I can see two things, why Ewan went to Seb for help and more importantly why as despite Ewan being in his drunk and homelessness state he still knows his poems/poets. Sadly, now Ewan has seen how well Seb has done and he, in Ewan’s eyes, doesn't remember/know as much in literary terms. I can see how it doesn’t seem fair to Ewan. Also now with Seb finding out what Ewan can do, Seb is, it seems, stuck with an uninvited house guest.

This may seem premature but having heard Ewan’s story and with his written, sadly, short, manuscript I do think Ewan could be on to something good, I just hope Seb helps. I know there are a lot of issues between them but this could be a way of Seb making it up to Ewan. This story has now taken a dark turn. Whatever the thing is, it doesn’t sound nice at all.

The part about the, what I can only describe as, lost spirits from dead, bad people, is really well described. I was on tender hooks when Seb returned to his house. It is scary to think of a home being invaded like it was.

What I don’t like is Becky’s response, however, I cannot blame her. First, her and Seb were not close just, I would say that well known set up ‘Friends with benefits’ and second Becky was scared herself with what happened.

Things have turned very bad for Seb now. I can see both sides as one, Seb did make the complaint to the police, they could take that as a motive but two, you could look at it as why would Seb make the complaint effectively dropping himself in it as a suspect. I hope everything works out ok.

Although under not nice circumstances, I am glad that Seb has Ewan’s processions. I do believe Seb is the best person as it is good that he is professional enough to see the potential value in the papers. It is sad to think Ewan will not benefit from them though. The contents, the information within the paperwork is interesting to read. I can see why Seb is basically hooked now. 

I should have guessed, but it came as a surprise/shock to me that Seb is still being watched.

I am glad Seb has someone who can help him even though I didn’t really agree at how pushy Seb came across as. Although under the circumstances and with what Seb has been going through I agree he wants/needs answers and fast. I am so glad that Seb has now met Mark. Although it is not early days, it seems that they will work well together.

The description of what happened in the hotel is really well done. Although it is not exactly clear as to who or what, however, I get some idea, this mystery just, for me, adds to the horror of this book.

I can see why Seb was reluctant to include Mark also I can see why Mark was so excited and willing to take the risk. This book, for me, really builds a sense of strong adventure, even though it is just a house of some sort of ‘Cult’.

Once at the house it all becomes surprisingly/shockingly clear Seb has got himself into a right strange situation. I can see what Seb is useful to them but feel for Seb as he is effectively trapped, however much in denial he is in.

Well this book doesn’t end how I thought it would, this highlights, you should be careful what you wish for, however, I am glad that Seb seems to be having less visitors at last. So that was a good wish.

Sebs first book he had written for the two women in this story is intended to be published and out for Halloween so in light of this I am putting this blog out the Monday after the 31st of October, just as if Sebs book had come out on this date. This is the strangest horror book I have read, so call this blog my Halloween special. It certainly lives up to it and fits the bill as they say.

The Written Podcast: Energy Drinks

We've all been there, unable to keep your eyes open due to tiredness. Either at work or at home, trying to concentrate on something is a hard thing to do when you're tired, and the more you will yourself to concentrate on whatever it is you're doing, the worse you become. Your eyes begin to ache and all you want to do is snuggle beneath the covers, roll over, and get some well-earned rest. When you're at work, however, curling up into a ball under your desk wouldn't go down well with your boss, so you resort to the only thing that will keep you functioning properly, and that's an energy drink.

There are many different energy drinks on the market these days, some expensive, some mid-range, and other vert cheap, each one packed full of sugar and caffeine. That heart-racing mixture will help you get through the day.

There are many different brands of energy drink, each with their own quantities of sugar and caffeine, you can almost line them up in how effective they are, or in order of "how tired you have to be before you drink this brand". You could also put them in order of how popular they are in the UK, but the two brands I know more than any of the others are, "Red Bull", and "Lucozade". Red Bull is, without a doubt - pardon the pun - the most active energy drink brand as the company sticks its fingers into so many different pies, sponsoring monster truck rallies, motor cross racing, formula one racing and world rally championships, along with many more. Lucozade is a gigantic company, but it doesn't show itself off as much as Red Bull, and both have different levels of effectiveness when it comes to eradicating tiredness.

Lucozade has a far more gradual impact on the body that Red Bull. It has been recommended by many that Lucozade is good for when you're ill, to help keep your body going instead of giving into the lethargic feeling that comes with being ill. I drink it when I have a cold or when I'm feeling worn out. It is my go-to drink for when I need a pick-me-up. It has been a long time since I've drunk a Red Bull. There is no gradual increase of energy when drinking that, but instead, when my body started extracting and processing the sugar and caffeine, I almost went into overdrive. Lucozade also helps you calm down as well once your body has processed what it needs to, so you don't drop like a rock falling through the air, but with Red Bull, it doesn't even know the meaning of the world gradual. When I had finished the can, a couple hours later, I dropped like a tonne of bricks. I went from going a hundred miles an hour to zero in a short space of time. I went straight back to how I felt before I had that Red Bull, whereas Lucozade will eventually return you to that state, but it will gently ease you back into it, allowing that extra time to keep going, build momentum so when your body has finished processing the drink, you have a fighting chance to continue.

But there is one energy drink that is even more effective than Lucozade and Red Bull, and it's available in your own home. Water. If you haven't drunk enough water and you're naturally tired from a long day, you can feel even worse. Water can and will help more so than any energy drink can, although Lucozade is a close second as I do resort to that when I do feel slightly rough around the edges. Water is what our body functions on more than anything else. You can survive longer without food than you can water, and it escapes your body with every little movement you perform and every word you speak, dehydrating you droplet by droplet, making you tireder and tireder. Water is extremely powerful stuff; it'll give you all the energy you need.

Right now, as I'm writing this article, I am struggling to keep my eyes open. I could do with a bit of energy to finish this off. Water will help, but so will the other two. However, water has the special property of helping and not keeping me from getting some sleep afterward. Lucozade and Red Bull, if consumed whilst I write this article may dislodge my sleeping pattern as my mind would be racing as it's trying to process all the energy the drinks released whilst I'm not moving at all. Water will also help you sleep better, and give you the necessary energy to keep writing. But, in times when you're feeling rough, sometimes Lucozade keeps you standing. Red Bull is also there, but only if you want to run laps around the building; but prepare for the comedown, it would be highly dramatic.

Thanks for reading

Antony Hudson

(TonyHadNouns)