I have a mystery on my hands.
Unfortunately, it’s a mystery that’ll never be solved. It generates a lot of
questions, but no answers. All I can do is speculate and draw my own
conclusions, but even then it is difficult to conceive of a strong, adequate
and coherent timeline.
I discovered this mystery at work,
whilst looking at the jobs which were booked in for a later date. My task
whilst going through the jobs is to put the necessary parts on and/or to order
the necessary parts and/or just leave it if it is a diagnosis and the necessary
part needs to be defined by a technician. The job which had the mystery within
was a diagnosis, so no parts were needed to be put onto it. I found out about
it being a diagnosis job after opening the VHC line, which had notes describing
what it is the customer would like to be looked at. It said:
“The customer has complained about
a bad smell coming from their vehicle, which they have described as a smell.”
Well, they’re not wrong. You might
be wondering what the mystery even is – if you take the sentence for what it
is, everything is explained: There is a bad smell coming from the vehicle, and
that smell is most definitely a smell. There’s no doubt about that, it is 100%
a smell.
Doesn’t help the technician,
though. There’s a lot can which can unpack from that sentence, and the more you
start thinking about it, the more questions form with no answers attached. How
did the conversation go between the customer and the person in the booking
office? Who actually stated the smell was indeed a smell, was it the person
inside the booking office or the customer themselves? What exactly is the smell
that they are smelling?
I can imagine the conversation
going something like this:
Customer: “Good afternoon” (I
chose the time of day to be the afternoon as I’m visualising the customer
having woken up at midday due to a long night of partying in the night clubs;
yes, plural)
Customer: “I would like to book my
car in as there is a bad smell coming from it.”
Booking office: “OK, I can do that
for you. All I need is a few details from you and a short description on what
the problem is to help with diagnosing.”
*Customer details are handed over
and an official booking is generated*
Booking office: “Thank you, now
all we need is a description on what the problem is.”
Customer: “Yes, it’s a bad smell
coming from the car.”
Booking office: “Can you describe
the smell?”
Customer: “Yes I can; it’s a
smell.”
Booking office: “Perfect, thank
you.”
Customer: “Excellent, thank you
for your help.”
*The phone call ends*
Or did the customer rattle on
about something that went flying over the booking office’s heads that they
simply put “A smell” just so they can end the conversation there and then and
continue on with their day?
When the technician starts the
diagnosing process, what on Earth are they going to do to troubleshoot where it’s
coming from? It could many reasons why a bad smell is coming from the car. I
can think of many just off the top of my head:
They haven’t cleaned out their
boot in months.
They partied too hard and they’re
the ones who’re smelling.
An oil leak.
A fuel leak.
A coolant leak.
Something’s stuck inside one of
the air conditioning pipes.
It’s a new car and haven’t
acknowledged they don’t like the new-car smell yet.
There’s a hole in the exhaust
system and fumes are being funnelled into the car.
And many, many more…
What if the owner of the car
cannot smell anything and is booking the car in based on advice from a
neighbour who had to physically hold his nose whilst walking passed the
vehicle? That question may be a bit of a leap, but the utter ambiguity of that
sentence has gotten my mind racing with possibilities. There may be an entire
paragraph that’s missing which explains everything, but the booking office
decided not to write it down as it was quarter to pub on a Friday.
That would be the mid-point to
this story:
Technician: *After looking at the
vehicle and nodding his head with confidence that he knows what the problem is,
writes his findings down on the job sheet and heading back to the service
adviser to phone the customer to tell them what is wrong with the vehicle* “I
have diagnosed the problem.”
Service adviser: “Excellent. May I
have the job sheet, please.”
Technician: “Certainly.” *Hands
over the job sheet and walks away proudly after solving another mystery.
*The service adviser looks at the
job sheet and there, written in the notes section are the words, “they require
an air freshener”.
The car is going to be looked at
by the technician anyway, so I do hope to find out the reason why there is a
bad smell coming from the vehicle, so in a roundabout way, that section of the
mystery will be solved, so I’d be able to rest easy then.
But does the customer describe
everything like that? Do they describe a noise to be “a noise?” Do they
describe something they’re tasting as “a taste?” Do they describe something
they’re touching as “A touchable object?” Again, they’re not wrong, but they’re
not right either, and I feel for them that they may never know they are wrong.
That feeling I would be feeling there would of course be “a feeling.”
Whoever they are, they are obviously
living an easy life, a stress free life; a life where complications don’t
exist. There must be people who understand this person perfectly, who after
hearing what a particular description of something is, can decipher every piece
of information needed to move on with their life, and not get bogged down with
confusion and end up writing down this mystery in a blog post as it is the only
way to get it out of my head.
Thanks for reading
Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)
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