Found Poems have been around for years, and today, it is still a popular form of poetry. Found poems consist of taking words, phrases and/or even entire sentences and rework them by deleting or moving words around to invoke new meanings. Below are three found poems that I have crafted together from the comments section on two sources: Amazon and Steam. The first poem is from the Gorilla Tape's comment section on Amazon, the second is also from Amazon but about a treadmill, and the third is from the hugely popular sandbox game, Garry's Mod.
Found Poem #1 - Gorilla Tape
Really
good tape fro a great vendor
when it
came out of the box, the 2 first things i noticed was the smell and the size
(sounds so wrong out of context :P)
I used
it for my car reg plate six months sill there . Allso my horse bages and eagle
. All still firm
I once
had to quickly hem a pair of pants and taped the inside up with this tape.
After a
few years washing/drying the pants are still hemmed.
Good quality
does job very well, pretty strong and firm even on skin
This is
indeed very strong tape, I doubt they will have escaped by the time I get back
from work
A+++
aaa+
I tried
using this tape on a gorilla to try get rid of it, instead I ended up running
for my life as the gorilla started chasing me, it almost killed me. I don't
recommend this product.
Hold
down zombies with this tape, repair the engine on your Humvee, stick the
receiver back together on your AR-15 and other 'manly' repairs.
it works
best when slightly warm. This stuff is so strong beauticians could use it for
waxing!!!
Gaffa
tape on steroids. Seriously good stuff.
Best
Sticks
like the proverbial to a blanket...... enough said!
Found Poem #2 - Treadmill
It does
what I want. I walk on this. Yes it does slip. However I wouldn't run.
The
first one blew up after just over a year, but I thought I'd buy another one.
The second one lasted nearly a year and blew up
Great if
you don't want to hit the tarmac
i bought
this for my girlfriend after she "had to have one" and she said
"i will always use it" she never uses it.
THE
ENTIRE REASON I bought this is because walking bores the crap out of me.
very
good hanging rail
well
worth the price my dog loves it
wery god
work 3 years not have problems ,,,nice items.
ok
Much
better than my old York
1st
one, a very dangerous catapult machine. 2nd one, the same
happened again.
I cant
carry it to the post office.
both me
and the treadmill are still alive.
I think
maybe I prefer the outdoors
Found Poem #3 - Garry's Mod
I was killed
by a Soda Can.
Its k.
This game is of course
10/10, because you can do ALOT of things, and it-self is good!
I hate this game with every fiber of my being.
I love this game so much.
I love this game so much.
So moddable that even the mods of this mod have mods
hah
This game is awful-ly good. I don't even know what the stupid-ly
amazing developers where thinking
when they made this terribl-ly fantastic game.
2/2 It has balloons
Watermelons are terrifying
now.........
I found a Corndog. I use it as a staff.
I found a Chili dog. I use it as a hat.
I found a Hot Dog. I gave it shoes and now I ride it around.
I found a Chili dog. I use it as a hat.
I found a Hot Dog. I gave it shoes and now I ride it around.
If this game was a spoon. It would be a good spoon
Handsome Jack murdered Combine Soldiers and Stormtroopers
with his Dubstep Gun while Snake provided sniper support with his MLG Sniper as
he flew over the Naboo Palace in his hovering bathtub.
All while the John Cena theme played in the background.
All while the John Cena theme played in the background.
Rejoin and do it all again
666
Thanks for reading
Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)
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