Those adverts you see littered all
over TV, about how painkillers give you the ability to run and jump around,
bend and contort yourself, pick up heavy objects or children and heave them
onto your back. Of course these adverts have to state – in their own way – how their
painkiller is the one to by above all else. I’m a human being which at some
point I’ve experienced enough pain to warrant taking some painkillers,
otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to stand, walk, or even sleep properly unless
I took something to stop those nerves from screaming. I’ve also discovered that
with those painkillers only cutting off the signal between nerves and brain,
those nerves are still pulsating. Those nerves are still screaming in pain;
only no one can hear them anymore.
I also learnt that the correct way
to take painkillers is to stop feeling the pain whilst you rest in order to
settle those nerves down. Running around the house with a child on my back is
not something I would want to do. Imagine, if you will, incredible back pain,
preventing you from standing up straight and walking properly, and then out of
the blue, a child jumps onto your back. Two things would happen: You would
collapse and then scream in pain because those nerves are screaming in pain.
Now, take the pain away but keep those nerves screaming before the child jumps
on your back, and then… those nerves would pulsate as violently as before, just
you cannot feel it anymore. That means you’ve probably done more damage than if
you would just sit down and relax, or take it easy when walking around the
house.
Basically, those adverts are
straight up lying to you, on a technical note. You absolutely can run around
the house with a child on your back, but the moment those painkillers start
wearing off and the nerves regain their voice, you’re going to be in even more
pain that before… this will then force you to take more painkillers… Oh, I
finally see their intention now… these companies would rather destroy your back
instead of making an honest pound…
Was that too harsh? I doubt these
companies actively want to destroy people’s backs, otherwise they wouldn’t help
relieve the pain, but instead do the total opposite. But, then why show people
potentially making their backs worse, or knees worse by running, or hands worse
by carrying on with their DIY?
Maybe I’m looking at these adverts
too literal. There’s a good chance that they simply want to show what can be
achieved once you’ve taken these painkillers. The fact that you could run
around with a child on your back shows how effective those pills actually are.
They’re so good at getting rid of the pain you wouldn’t feel it at all when
doing anything… even though if you attempted to do anything you probably would
ultimately damage your nerves further. So, their showing you what can be
achieved, even though the thing their showing you can do isn’t at all
recommended. So their showing what isn’t recommended you do to prove how
effective their painkillers are. So their showing how effective their
painkillers are by warping reality enough that not one of those people in
advertland wouldn’t have any worsening effects once the pills have worn off… I
think I’m confusing myself.
But we still buy them. We still
take them. And I’m confident a good portion of people who do buy a particular
painkiller on the basis of an advert does have the knowledge that you shouldn’t
run around, but instead rest and relax. I do feel for those who do fall for the
fakery within those adverts… poor choice of words?
We buy them because we know they
work. It’s as simple as that. And we will continue to take them – that’s also
just as simple. Regardless of what those adverts say, when you’re experiencing
unrelenting pain, all you want to do is get rid of it, and there’s a good
chance that we may not actually care what painkiller we take as long as it gets
rid of the pain, and isn’t illegal. Not sure why I had to add that last part.
Before I continue to overanalyse
something that probably needn’t have been, I will more on to talking about the
second part of this podcast’s title, and that’s the feeling of them working
once they’ve kicked in. I could say: Long story short, it’s weird, and leave it
there. But I’m sure there’s a few of you out there who would love to know why
it’s weird, so this part of the podcast is for you.
After a particularly long day at
work, the sun was overpowering my vision about ninety-nine percent of my day,
and strained my eyes. That amount of intense light made my eyes ache by the
time I crawled into bed. This isn’t the first time my eyes have been affected,
and so I was confident in not taking any painkillers, because sleeping usually
does the trick. Having my eyes closed for eight hours straight allows them to
settle down and by the time my alarm goes off, they’re OK again.
Unfortunately, this time wasn’t to
be the case. I got woken up due to the pain in my eyes being sharp. They had
been strained so much, that the rapid eye movement of REM sleep made the nerves
at the back scream, waking me up. Knowing they wouldn’t get better naturally,
because if they were going to, my sleep wouldn’t have been disturbed, I had no
choice but to take some painkillers. When you’re trying to rest your eyes, they
hurt. So, I got up and took a brand of painkillers I won’t be mentioning, as
this isn’t a podcast that’s about to start a war between which painkiller is
better. Don’t worry, it wasn’t illegal… not sure why I had to add that part
I took a couple of pills with some
water and made my way back to bed, and waited. Normally, when you do take some
painkillers, you would carry on. Not with anything strenuous as running around
with a child on your back, but instead, distract yourself: Read a book, watch
TV, play games, write a podcast; something that occupies your brain enough that
once those painkillers have kicked in and have cut the signal, you may not
notice it. There have been plenty of occasions when I noticed the pain has
gone, but not sure when exactly it went away – that’s a good thing because I
knew my nerves were relaxing as intended.
This particular time, however, I
had nothing to distract myself. I went to bed and laid in the dark, staring up
at the ceiling. And then the pain went away. I wasn’t counting the seconds
before it did, but I knew it went away, because it wasn’t a gradual decrease,
but a sudden cut off point as if the painkillers went up the nerves and switched
them off like a light switch. Yes, I’m aware that’s their intention, but
feeling that moment happen was weird. The pain simply went. I felt it no more.
No minutes passed before it was gone, but a second. The feeling of pain going
away instantly was… a strange feeling – borderline indescribable, because it
was at the time. I was waiting for them to kick it, but wasn’t sure when they
would, and so when they did, I was surprised.
I did get back to sleep and by the
morning my eyes were perfectly fine once more. Now imagine if I took those
painkillers during the day and continued straining my eyes, but I couldn’t feel
the pain anymore. How bad would they ache during the night once the pills had
worn off? I dread to think.
Adverts tells us the facts: They’re
good painkillers; but they don’t tell us all the facts. We would probably be in
excruciating pain once they’re worn off. Painkillers do certainly work, and if
you pay attention to when they do, the instant lack thereof any pain is a weird
feeling to have, but one thing for sure is it’s definitely better than the pain
of which was before the weirdness… I’m sure I could have worded that last part
a bit differently to make it sound a little more philosophical, but that would
make it sound out of place; just like the weirdness that comes… nope, I’ll stop
there.
Thanks for reading
Antony Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)
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