I’m
not going to waste my time attempting to come up with some analogy, I’m going
to be frank. The first 2 hours are terrible, but the last half an hour does pick
up slightly. Full of nonsense one-liners that are trying to be funny, but just
aren’t, annoyingly strategic camera angles so you can’t make out any details when
the Autobots and Decepticons transform, and it only gets worse from there, and
of course, the obligatory absence of any fleshed out plot.
The
film picks up from where the fourth left off, when Optimus Prime is on a
mission to find his creator and tell it to stay away from Earth. When he does
find his creator, she turns him evil in an attempt to bring Cybertron, the Transformers
home planet back to full strength. It’s a new angle, it’s something that the
previous films haven’t done, so it was something to look forward to. Except
Optimus was under the creator’s spell for about five minutes. One small battle
with Bumblebee and he was back to his normal-self… well that was a wasted
storyline.
Another
plot point was six spikes are mysteriously popping out of the ground around the
globe. No one can explain what they are, except for the creator who tells
Optimus exactly what they are, or should I say, who they belong to: Unicron. I
had to question what I just heard: “Are they implying Earth is Unicron?” That’s
the point in the film where I legitimately sighed with disappointment. Unicron
is the absolute rival of Cybertron. In the comics, he’s an extremely powerful
transformer, a planet eater, a being that has been around since the beginning
of the universe. The comics have written Unicron to be nearly unbeatable. The
TV shows have stayed loyal to the comics, and Transformers: The Movie, complete
with the booming deep voice of Orson Welles, Unicron was brought to life like
nothing before could. Now, in the live-action film series, whilst not officially
confirming it, but just implying that the Earth is Unicron is totally and
utterly wrong and therefore unforgivable.
Since
2007, the live-action Transformers series has become somewhat a guilty pleasure
for some. They know it’s bad, with nothing but fighting, but at the same time,
we enjoy it. For some reason, we’re drawn to it, and therefore I can only acknowledge
it as a guilty pleasure. The Last Knight has tipped the series over the edge
for me, sunk as low as it could possibly go before the sixth one eventually
comes out. Even implying Unicron is Earth butchers that of the everything the
comics have built, everything the TV shows have loyally represented.
I
am angry. I don’t care if I’m coming across as a fan-boy yelling at a
live-action film series about a set of toys, I am angry that they would even
consider the idea of Earth being Unicron, let alone actually implant it as part
of the continuity, suggesting that Earth has been Unicron since the very
beginning of the film-series way back in 2007. I understand it’s an adaptation,
and so changes must be made to accommodate that otherwise it wouldn’t be original
enough, but the previous four films have done that – not as well as I would’ve liked,
but compared to this film, they are good adaptations – and so all this film
needed to do was follow the previous four film’s examples, not scrap the very
bottom of the barrel. I can only imagine how disastrous the sixth film will be after
this considering it probably will pick up straight after the events of this
film. It just wouldn’t make any sense if Earth actually transformed into the
gigantic robot that is Unicron, because if that’s where they’re going with
this, it just wouldn’t make any sense whatsoever, surely?
Can
I say one good thing about this film? Well, the final battle was alright. The
CGI wasn’t that bad. The shot where we saw Cybertron come in contact with the
moon from Earth was an epic sight to see. That’s pretty much it – that’s all
the good points I can squeeze from this disaster of a film.
I
personally consider the live-action reboot of Power Rangers to be better than
this, and all that film did was spend the first hour doing absolutely nothing,
with a poor episode of Power Rangers afterwards for the last half hour. I felt
bored watching that film, yet I consider it much better than Transformers: The
Last Knight. The only reason why I didn’t do Power Rangers as the main film
this week was because I have to ventilate my anger somewhere.
Sorry
for the angry rant
Thanks
for reading
Antony
Hudson
(TonyHadNouns)
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