… Of the Week: 17th – 24th February 2016

Film of the Week:

Deadpool

I have great healing powers. I’ve told them now.

Well hello there, I hope you have been to the cinema to see my totally awesome film. I know, who was the one that gave me a movie? If you haven’t seen my movie, then why are you reading this? I expect you to go and see my movie before the end of this week, otherwise none of you are going to get any chimichangas. I’m just kidding… I don’t share my chimichangas. Get your own. Did you see the massive chimichanga that I had? It was delicious, but I couldn’t walk for a week afterwards. It was totally worth it though.

Ryan Reynolds plays me. Why he was given the highest of honours, you may ask. Well, he’s been fighting to get my film made for nearly ten years, or has it been more than ten years… I don’t care. I figured it’s the least I could do. Aren’t I sweet? He’s totally awesome. Really captured my… er… character.

But you have to be careful with your age, because you won’t be able to see it if you’re fifteen or older. I tried to get it reclassified down to a PG, but for some reason the fans didn’t enjoy that very much. All I wanted to do was make it so that anyone could see it. Anyway, it’s a totally awesome film and if you haven’t seen it yet, then you’re the opposite of awe…

You can’t insult the readers, Deadpool.

But they haven’t seen my film.

Be that as it may, you cannot call them the opposite of awesome. That’s insulting.

Fine. Fine. Just go and see my film. No chimichangas for you.

I don’t like chimichangas anyway.

*World’s biggest gasp* How dare you say such a thing. You had better apologise to me…

Or what?

Or, I’ll derail the rest of this article.

You wouldn’t dare.

Try me.

You can’t interrupt the other sections of this article. That isn’t fair. You’ve got your section, what more do you want.

You apologise to me about not liking chimicangas now.

Fine. I’m sorry.

Say it like you mean it.

I am sorry.

Too late, I’ve already made up my mind. Daddy’s going to have some fun.

No wait, get back here…

Here's a link to it...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1431045/?ref_=nv_sr_1

TV Episode of the Week:

Stan Lee’s Lucky Man – Series 1 – Episode 1

Superheroes are now both on TV and in the cinema. You can’t get away from them, but that doesn’t stop them from being enjoyable. I am so great. I am so great. G-R-E-A-T. I am so great. Deadpool, leave this article now.

Ha, you have to catch me first.

Hang on, I have another paragraph to write before I can move on to the next section.

*Sighs* Fine, but make it quick. I have people to un-alive.

You can’t say that.

What? They haven’t seen my film yet.

But still…

Bye…

Wait, get back here… What was I saying?

What if you could control luck? What if you were given a bracelet that gave you immense luck? What would you do with it? How would it affect your life? Those are some of the questions that Police Detective, Harry (James Nesbitt) has to answer on Stan Lee’s new show. It’s not another superhero show, it’s a lot more basic and down to earth than any of that, it’s plain and simple instead. Harry is given a bracelet that grants him the ability to control luck. The first episode of the series, shows him struggling to grasp the concept that luck is a force, and therefore something that can be controlled. Set in London, it’s a clever Police drama with a twist.

Below is the link to the episode on IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4800878/

Game of the Week:

SPINTIRES

This game allows you to play in the mud without getting your clothes dirty. The level of detail that has been put into making this game as realistic as possible is absurd. The thick, wet mud would push the limits of even the best off-roading vehicle, your driving skill and endurance, as you drive through the landscape, quite literally, as you deliver fuel, logs, and other equipment to its destination, and if you do so happen to get stuck, you can send out a rescue vehicle, but if that gets stuck, I’m afraid you’re on your own from then on out.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…

Deadpool.

What? Running away from you is a breeze. You type so slowly.

I have to write up a thorough review of it to give the readers a recommendation on what game they can play.

Just say it’s great at move on.

No.

Fine. I’ll wait for you in the next section, then.

Can you just leave, please?

I don’t see you catching me, yet…

Each map is designed to make your tires spin and the mud flying. And, if you have completed all the missions and would like something different, then you can head to the Steam Workshop and choose any of the user-made vehicles to drive in order to test its durability during the thickest parts of the mud.

Below is the link for the game on Steam and the official website:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/263280/

Official website:
http://www.spintires.com/

Video of the Week:

If Google Was a Guy (Part 5)

By CollegeHumor

What if, instead of loading up your browser, you enter an office where you ask a person your questions and he will provide the answers for you? Now, switch your perspective to you being the person in charge of providing all the answers. Sounds as if it is going to be a busy and stressful job that may come with its perks.

But, you can forget all those perks. If Google was a guy, he would be most stressed out person on the face of the planet, not because of the large amount of searches he would need to process at any one time, but because of the incredible amount of ludicrous questions they ask. And yes, each and every one of those questions are real searches. And yes, this is part 5, meaning there are four more parts before it. And yes, the fans want more. How can you not want more of the series when there is so much more that can be done?

They’re short, sweet, and funny. And so is your…

Deadpool!

Hi, Antony, how are you today. Here’s a question. Why are you writing this on a Tuesday? Isn’t this article going up on the Wednesday?

I’m planning ahead. I have a few things to take care of. But that doesn’t matter, I want you to leave now.

Have you caught me yet?

That depends on your definition of ‘getting caught’ am I writing your lines, or are you writing them?

Woah… That’s some serious fourth wall breaking. My mind is completely blown… and now it has repaired itself. Have I told you that I have great healing powers?

You didn’t, but everyone knows that anyway, so… Did you just add something new to the article?

Maybe.

You haven’t included a picture.

I don’t want a picture.

Why not.

Because I don’t want to spoil the movie before people go and see it.

You know what, I’ve just about had enough of you. Just leave me and let me get on with it myself.

If you add a picture, I’ll delete it before you can press the ‘Publish’ button.

But you released many trailers, each one containing actual film footage. Isn't that a little contradictory?

... And your point is...?

Fine. Fine. I don’t care anymore.

*Leaves*

Well that's unprofessional... Looks like it’s just you and me now, huh, readers. Deadpool, now in theatres everywhere. Oh, and if I catch any one of you downloading my film illegally, I will personally come over there and smack you on the head so hard that… Wow, maybe that does sound rude… Anyway, you get the idea.

Bye.

Oh, and here's  a picture...